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Behold the Beard of Nihil!
Ask Nihil's Beard.
It's an oracle! It speaks the Truth!
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Winchester 
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:03 PM
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Nihil Obstat
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:06 PM
The beard says:
Don't let doubt and suspicion bar your progress.
Don't let doubt and suspicion bar your progress.
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Winchester
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM
Anything! The beard is as wise as it is glorious! As knowledgable as a certain pmer's voice is manly.
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Nihil Obstat
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM
:idontknow:
I have no idea what's going on.
I have no idea what's going on.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:11 PM
But does it sing?
Nihil's beard is a marvel, btw. :lol:
Nihil's beard is a marvel, btw. :lol:
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Winchester
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:11 PM
For instance, the Beard would never misspell "knowledgeable".
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Sacred Music Man
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:25 PM
O great beard: what is your favourite kind of pie?
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Nihil Obstat
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:28 PM
Saskatoon berry.
Then strawberry rhubarb.
Then strawberry rhubarb.
This post has been edited by Nihil Obstat: 09 March 2010 - 09:29 PM
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:33 PM
Nihil's beard, why aren't you as bushy and Grizzly Adam's beard?
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MissyP89
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:42 PM
Dear Nihil's beard, why must Nihil be such an itch?
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Nihil Obstat
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM
Hilde, on 09 March 2010 - 08:30 PM, said:
What's your favorite rodent?
Naked mole rat.
Apotheoun, on 09 March 2010 - 08:33 PM, said:
Nihil's beard, why aren't you as bushy and Grizzly Adam's beard?
Joe's parents won't let him grow it any bushier. They say he looks like a terrorist.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:44 PM
Nihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:
They say he looks like a terrorist.
Seriously? What would you be terrorizing, a Starbucks?
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Nihil Obstat
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:45 PM
Marie-Therese, on 09 March 2010 - 08:44 PM, said:
Seriously? What would you be terrorizing, a Starbucks?
:idontknow:
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Apotheoun
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:47 PM
The Unabomber's beard was not that long:
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notardillacid
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:48 PM
Nihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:
Naked mole rat.
The squirrel gods are most displeased with this answer
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:48 PM
Nihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:45 PM, said:
:idontknow:
:lol: The thought of Nihil's beard employed as terror device is hilarious.
As an oracle, I think it functions quite magnificently.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:32 PM
Winchester, on 09 March 2010 - 06:03 PM, said:
Behold the Beard of Nihil!
this thread is useless without pics of the beard.
Winchester, on 09 March 2010 - 06:10 PM, said:
Anything! The beard is as wise as it is glorious! As knowledgable as a certain pmer's voice is manly.
why thank you! :)