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Ask Nihil's Beard. It's an oracle! It speaks the Truth! Rate Topic: -----

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User is online   Winchester 
Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:03 PM

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Behold the Beard of Nihil!

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:06 PM

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The beard says:

Don't let doubt and suspicion bar your progress.
http://www.yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/grizzly_adams.jpg

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:09 PM

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What kind of things though?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM

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Anything! The beard is as wise as it is glorious! As knowledgable as a certain pmer's voice is manly.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM

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:idontknow:
I have no idea what's going on.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:11 PM

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But does it sing?

Nihil's beard is a marvel, btw. :lol:

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For instance, the Beard would never misspell "knowledgeable".

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:14 PM

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Know led gable.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:25 PM

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O great beard: what is your favourite kind of pie?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:28 PM

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Saskatoon berry.
Then strawberry rhubarb.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:30 PM

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What's your favorite rodent?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:33 PM

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Nihil's beard, why aren't you as bushy and Grizzly Adam's beard?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:42 PM

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Dear Nihil's beard, why must Nihil be such an itch?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM

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View PostHilde, on 09 March 2010 - 09:30 PM, said:

What's your favorite rodent?

Naked mole rat.

View PostApotheoun, on 09 March 2010 - 09:33 PM, said:

Nihil's beard, why aren't you as bushy and Grizzly Adam's beard?

Joe's parents won't let him grow it any bushier. They say he looks like a terrorist.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:44 PM

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View PostNihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:

They say he looks like a terrorist.


Seriously? What would you be terrorizing, a Starbucks?

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:45 PM

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View PostMarie-Therese, on 09 March 2010 - 09:44 PM, said:

Seriously? What would you be terrorizing, a Starbucks?

:idontknow:

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:47 PM

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The Unabomber's beard was not that long:

http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/kaczynski.jpg

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:48 PM

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View PostNihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:43 PM, said:

Naked mole rat.



The squirrel gods are most displeased with this answer

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:48 PM

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View PostNihil Obstat, on 09 March 2010 - 09:45 PM, said:

:idontknow:


:lol: The thought of Nihil's beard employed as terror device is hilarious.

As an oracle, I think it functions quite magnificently.

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:32 PM

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View PostWinchester, on 09 March 2010 - 09:03 PM, said:

Behold the Beard of Nihil!

this thread is useless without pics of the beard.


View PostWinchester, on 09 March 2010 - 09:10 PM, said:

Anything! The beard is as wise as it is glorious! As knowledgable as a certain pmer's voice is manly.


why thank you! :)

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