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AlterDominicus
ACT I Thinking 1

Jo: Whatcha thinkng about?

Sister A: I'm thinking about how I can be funny.

Jo: Thats funny. Wanna hear a joke?

Sister A: Surey!

Jo: Whats black and white and wears a veil?

Sister A: *Stumbles* A Dominican?

Jo: A Domzebraician

Sister A: Ha-ha---------ha.

ACT I Thinking 2

Jo: Whatcha thinking about now?

Sister B: I'm a different Sister, that was Sister Andrew. I'm Sister Barrie.

Jo: Ah-O-K. Wanna hear a joke?

Sister B: Why certainly.

Jo: Whats black, white, and lives in the cold?

Sister B: *hesitates* A Penguin?

Jo: A Dominican Nunguin!

Sister B: Aha A----h---a, ha.

Jo: You still didnt tell me what you were thinkin' about

ACT 2 Thinking 3

Jo: Now what are you thinking about now?

Sister C: I'm a different Sister, that was Sister Barrie, I'm Sister Cecilia. Stop asking thinking questions!

Jo: Whatever. Wanna hear a joke?

Sister C: If it will cheer me up, yeah, sure why not.

Jo: Whats black and white and steals?

Sister C: *thinks* A prisoner?

Jo: A Dominican Nundit.

Sister C: Ha!------------------------H------a--------aha. H-a.

Jo: Was tha, stop asking thinking questions part what you were thinking about when I asked the thinking question.?

ACT 3 Thinking Four (The Final One)

Jo: Whatcha Th-talking about now?

Mother D: Look! That was Sister Cecilia! I'm Mother Dominic! Please stop asking questions.

Jo: Your driving me nuts! Whats going on here?!?!? YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!

THE END
Sixtina87
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Sixtina87
what about this joke...i just found it!!!!



QUOTE

Pleasing Sister Mary
There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit.

Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were delighted to find the place warm and cozy, with a big fire roaring in the fireplace. Then Mother Superior comes in and yells, "Sister Mary! Go fix your torn habit this instant!"

Sister Mary, crying, asks, "But Mother Superior, aren't you happy that the abbey is warm?" To which the Mother Superior replies, "Yes, but when you ax, then ye shall re-sleeve."

AlterDominicus
LOL!!! I completely get that.
Sixtina87
i laughed when i read that.....i wasn't expecting it at all.
AlterDominicus
Either was I, at least related to a bible verse. Haha, it was funny.
Sixtina87
thats tru. i just remember the saying
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