10. It's like America, only duller.
9. I can lift one of their police cars by myself and it wouldn't even count as a workout.
8. Taxes too high (yall ever heard of 1776?)
7. After all these years they're still owned by Britain (even India and Hong Kong have left by now yall know).
6. It's where bad Americans go to be good Canadians.
5. Population is practically non-existent and yet they still fall for overpopulation.
4. Socialized health-care.
3. It's not "aboot" yall.
2. They want to invade Vermont.
And the number one reason I hate Canada is.........................
Sacred Music Man
Full Version: Why I Hate Canada
Uh oh...
If you keep blaspheming them they'll send mooses to bite your sister.
This reminds me of (I think) a song...
"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
...Does anyone know what I'm talking about???
"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
...Does anyone know what I'm talking about???
I found the song on Youtube but its risky to post on here...
No need to post... : \
But it has Robin Williams singing!
I'm still tempted.
I'm still tempted.
This Sacred Music Man must be quite the chump to make the list.
Oh, that's me.
Not like there's anything true on that list anyways...
QUOTE(29908 @ Feb 12 2008, 12:48 PM) 
This reminds me of (I think) a song...
"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
...Does anyone know what I'm talking about???
"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
...Does anyone know what I'm talking about???
How about:
QUOTE
Come back proud canadian's,
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in canada,
there was no CBC.
In 1812 madison was mad,
He was the president you know.
Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go.
He thought he'd invade canada,
He thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to washington,
And burned down all his stuff.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
Those hilbilies from kentucky,
Dressed in green and red.
Left home to fight in canada,
But they returned home dead.
It's the only war the yankies lost except for vietnam.
And also the alomo and the bay of ham.
The loser was america,
The winner was ourselfs.
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground.
We heard the soilders coming,
And we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground.
Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture,
Back to america, and gulf and mexico.
So if you go to washington,
It's building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we'll burn the white house twice.
And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the americans wont admit it.
It burned, burned, burned...
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in canada,
there was no CBC.
In 1812 madison was mad,
He was the president you know.
Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go.
He thought he'd invade canada,
He thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to washington,
And burned down all his stuff.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
Those hilbilies from kentucky,
Dressed in green and red.
Left home to fight in canada,
But they returned home dead.
It's the only war the yankies lost except for vietnam.
And also the alomo and the bay of ham.
The loser was america,
The winner was ourselfs.
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground.
We heard the soilders coming,
And we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground.
Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture,
Back to america, and gulf and mexico.
So if you go to washington,
It's building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we'll burn the white house twice.
And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the americans wont admit it.
It burned, burned, burned...
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
10 men, 4 horses, guns and 3 canons; all I need to conquer the US. (12 woman in lieu of the men would suffice as well)
And why in blazes was I not informed we were planning to invade Vermont?
QUOTE(Sacred Music Man @ Feb 13 2008, 02:58 AM)
Not like there's anything true on that list anyways...
Well, ok, but yall do want Vermont. I mean, yall almost have a monopoly on the Maple Syrup industry as is. Why not take Vermont by force and complete the Evil Canadian Empire?
I've heard that song before. Oh, I'm with you Didacus.
QUOTE(Justin86 @ Feb 12 2008, 01:09 PM)
Well, ok, but yall do want Vermont. I mean, yall almost have a monopoly on the Maple Syrup industry as is. Why not take Vermont by force and complete the Evil Canadian Empire?
You should not submit us to temptation.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.... Maple Sirup....
Hmmmmmmmmmm
I'm now offically scared
QUOTE(Pontifite 7 of 10 @ Feb 13 2008, 03:12 AM)
I'm now offically scared
Don't be. We have plenty of nuclear weapons. Smile we have nukes.
That only scares me more!
Oh btw, there wasn't a White House in 1812. The original home for the President was actually grey. 
And so what that yall burned Washington. We kicked your butt in New Orleans laters.
And so what that yall burned Washington. We kicked your butt in New Orleans laters.
New Orleans? What? : D
Look it up.
Maybe you could look it up for us and teach us what you mean.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_new_orleans
QUOTE
The Battle of New Orleans took place on January 8, 1815, and was the final major battle of the War of 1812.[1] American forces under General Andrew Jackson defeated an invading British army intent on seizing New Orleans and America's western lands. The Treaty of Ghent had been signed on December 24, 1814, but news of the peace would not reach New Orleans until February.
He was a really bad president.
You actually could make an argument America gained more from the War of 1812 than the Revolutionary War.
QUOTE(Justin86 @ Feb 12 2008, 12:35 PM)
You actually could make an argument America gained more from the War of 1812 than the Revolutionary War.
Don't change the subject! We all know Andrew Jackson doesn't deserve to be on the 20$ bill
In all honesty, no, but the argument could still be made.
Our money is colourful and pretty
QUOTE(Sacred Music Man @ Feb 13 2008, 03:38 AM)
Our money is colourful and pretty
It is. Just proves yall are a bunch of homosexuals concerned about your money looking fabulous.
QUOTE(Justin86 @ Feb 12 2008, 12:40 PM)
It is. Just proves yall are a bunch of homosexuals concerned about your money looking fabulous.
Whats wrong with their money colors?
QUOTE(Pontifite 7 of 10 @ Feb 13 2008, 03:40 AM)
Whats wrong with their money colors?
This question being asked by someone with the sig "We suck...".......
Pray tell, what, exactly, do "we" suck? Who are "we"? What are you? What am I? These are questions the Minds need to know to determine your objectivity and suitability to hear the answer to your question.
QUOTE(Pontifite 7 of 10 @ Feb 12 2008, 10:55 AM)
I found the song on Youtube but its risky to post on here...
I found the Mounty kickline kind of disturbing.
QUOTE(Nadezhda @ Feb 12 2008, 12:49 PM)
I found the Mounty kickline kind of disturbing.
Yeah that was weird.
Yeah, it was funny. true, too.
I think Canada is one of the most beautiful places on earth and the Canadian people are wonderful! I even checked into immigration requirements back in 2000.
We're original, eh.
Love ya!!
People need to get on up and visit ya all.
People need to get on up and visit ya all.
I like Canada, too.
Nice people.
Nice people.
Aye.
so are the scottish
Da, iawn.
So are the Welsh 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow, that was good!
Poor Sacred Music Man!
If it makes you feel any better, I dont hate Canada because of you!
Wow, that was good!
Poor Sacred Music Man!
If it makes you feel any better, I dont hate Canada because of you!
QUOTE(Justin86 @ Feb 12 2008, 01:15 PM)
Oh btw, there wasn't a White House in 1812. The original home for the President was actually grey.
[snip]
[snip]
It was cinder black when we were done with it!
Yay for you. We still had New Orleans.
QUOTE(Justin86 @ Feb 12 2008, 01:40 PM)
It is. Just proves yall are a bunch of homosexuals concerned about your money looking fabulous.
You're just jealous because our money is worth more than yours - HA!
Our 2cents is better than your 2-cents... gna-gna-gna
who invited him?
QUOTE(Didacus @ Feb 12 2008, 03:30 PM)
You're just jealous because our money is worth more than yours - HA!
Our 2cents is better than your 2-cents... gna-gna-gna
Our 2cents is better than your 2-cents... gna-gna-gna
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW, AMEN to this post!! mwahahaha!
I just gotta say... touché about New Orleans, but yeah... Canada pwns. Definitely gotta bump this back up. Some classic lameness goin on here. You lameboard noobs have some important shoes to fill if you feel you have to comment
QUOTE (Didacus @ Feb 12 2008, 04:30 PM)
You're just jealous because our money is worth more than yours - HA!
Our 2cents is better than your 2-cents... gna-gna-gna
Our 2cents is better than your 2-cents... gna-gna-gna
NOT anymore...
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