Title says it all. Go.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Edited by moderator: edited for mature content --hugheyforlife

You're fat.

Dude, I'm 5' 7" and only weigh 120 pounds.

You're stupid for calling someone you've never met fat.

You wear a druss.

You have a dumb av. Transformers, bah.

You have a stupid av.

i miss your movies.

You keep annoying me!

DTF:

you like peeps

ohhhh BBBUURRRNNN!!!

you...uh uh uh

Have a great beard

you eat way too much peeps

I wish you liked peeps

YOUR FACE!








Oooooooohhhhh... burn.

YOUR NO FACE!

You're blinder than a bat in January. Not that the month of the year has anything to do with blindness...

I happen to have a face, thanks.

YOUR A FACEWICH/WITCH AND YOUR NOSE!

You are the worst. insulter. ever.

You eat hamburgers

You eat stuffed pig intestine!

You're 500 pounds

YOUR FACE is 500 pounds.

you eat fast food too much

You are in no position to talk to anyone about chubby cheeks.

I don't like this game (leaves)

Yeah well, this game doesnt like you.

sped.

You're mean. You should know by now never judge a book by it's cover.

oh shut up.

Ooooooh this is my lucky day.

You're a goofus and you smell funny

Moosey's a stupid name. Why weren't you Caribou-y?

You're an idiot.

My cat hates you.

moron.

I suck at insults.

that's not all.

Look who's talking, seriously...

you aint cloistered yet?

You ain't dead yet?

you aint funny yet?

You ain't intelligent yet?

...but you said ain't....

What is that, a type of South American bullfrog or something?

is unable to read backwards.

only backwards?

your mom dresses you funny.

You smell like a dog.

At least she doesn't look like one.