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tinytherese
You know why my "prospects" would be slightly limited because of my first name is Jenna. So I couldn't marry any guy whose last name is Jameson or else I'd be Jenna Jameson, which is a really bad name to have now, especially since I want to go into the religious education field. Talk about a bizarre name to have for that position.
missionseeker
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Christie_M
What's wrong with that name? idontknow.gif
tinytherese
QUOTE (Christie_M @ Nov 20 2008, 11:29 PM) *
What's wrong with that name? idontknow.gif


Jenna Jameson is a famous porn star. I heard about her on tv years ago.
Christie_M
lol.gif i think that name is pretty safe now.
Brigid
I've never met anyone whose last name is Jameson, let alone anyone I'd want to marry with that name. so I think you're safe. unsure.gif

and even if you do marry a Mr. Jameson... you'll just become an awesome religious ed teacher and then a saint and then when people hear the name Jenna Jameson, they'll all think of you instead of the porn star!

see, I solve everything. D.gif
Justin86
Ummm, yeah. Something tells me the little kids you'll be teaching aren't looking at porn from 10 years ago.
tinytherese
QUOTE (Brigid @ Nov 21 2008, 12:39 AM) *
I've never met anyone whose last name is Jameson, let alone anyone I'd want to marry with that name. so I think you're safe. unsure.gif

and even if you do marry a Mr. Jameson... you'll just become an awesome religious ed teacher and then a saint and then when people hear the name Jenna Jameson, they'll all think of you instead of the porn star!

see, I solve everything. D.gif



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tinytherese
QUOTE (Justin86 @ Nov 21 2008, 12:54 AM) *
Ummm, yeah. Something tells me the little kids you'll be teaching aren't looking at porn from 10 years ago.


I hope not, but in todays world... rolleyes.gif

Though some adults when looking at a church bulletin may snicker at the name of the DRE.

It would be pretty ironic though to have Jenna Jameson teaching theology of the body for teens at CCD.
MIkolbe
QUOTE (tinytherese @ Nov 20 2008, 09:39 PM) *
I heard about her on tv years ago.

yeah..
heard.

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tinytherese
I had a theology teacher in high school who had his doctorate in biblical studies. His name was Dr. Drey. His first name was Phil so he could have also been known as Dr. Phil. It's funny because I was watching tv once and one of the stories was about the rapper Dr. Dree gettign arrested! I trusted that it wasn't my teacher. lol_sign.gif
MIkolbe
you think your name is the ONLY reason you would be limited???
rachael
ouch.
MIkolbe
inquiring minds would like to know.
jaime
Well if you're worried about funny names, I'd also try to avoid falling in love with anybody named "Steve Poopsalot" as well.
rachael
woah. look who decided to join us.

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Didacus
Boo-Yaa!!!

Long live Jaime!!!

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MIkolbe
QUOTE (jaime @ Nov 27 2008, 08:56 AM) *
Well if you're worried about funny names, I'd also try to avoid falling in love with anybody named "Steve Poopsalot" as well.

IAWTC
and

WDIMYM!!!
rachael
let's not pee our panties.
MIkolbe
omg..jealous.

rachael
hardly.
MIkolbe
green looks good on you.
rachael
i know! i really don't have enough of it.
MIkolbe
i heart rachael
rachael
i was practicing ballet steps this morning.
MIkolbe
putting on a show tonight.. after dinner...???
rachael
for myself. evil.gif
MIkolbe
cochina!!!!

rachael
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MIkolbe
thomas is soooo stupid...
rachael
thomas is a lot of things.

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MIkolbe
tru

but stupid seems to be topping the list.....
rachael
i would tend to agree with you.
jaime
QUOTE (rachael @ Nov 27 2008, 11:18 AM) *
i was practicing ballet steps this morning.


Hold me closer tiny dancer
rachael
you can't just come back quoting elton john. dry.gif
MIkolbe
leave him alone..

he's the rocket man.
rachael
no comment.

too many possibilities.

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MIkolbe
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rachael
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MIkolbe
don't hate.
rachael
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MIkolbe
what's your love life got to do with it?
rachael
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MIkolbe
can i join the pity party?

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rachael
oh wise one, just give me some advice.
MIkolbe
halter tops.
rachael
check.
MIkolbe
apple bottom jeans?
rachael
apple bottom. check.

jeans. check.
jaime
QUOTE (rachael @ Nov 27 2008, 01:01 PM) *
you can't just come back quoting elton john. dry.gif


Well apparently I can

Goodbye Norma jean, though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yourself.
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