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OnlySunshine

Do the Sisters get vacation time?

Could I go to the beach if I want to?

I can't use the community bathroom because I'm shy. Can I get my own bathroom?

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[quote name='IgnatiusofLoyola' date='13 April 2010 - 05:54 PM' timestamp='1271199280' post='2092774']
I didn't even know that there WERE Rosaries with beads to match your personality. I know there are many different styles of Rosaries, and a person might choose to use a particular Rosary because they think it is attractive. I've seen Rosaries with slightly larger beads for people with arthritic hands. But, a Rosary to match your personality? Do people really think that?

What will we have next--Myers-Briggs Rosaries? "Are you an INFP? This is the right Rosary for you."
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JMJ
"Reverend Mother, I know the order's rule specifies a black 15 decade rosary, but that it so, unme. I am a bubbly person. Couldn't I wear a hot pink bead 7 decade Franciscan Crown? It matches my tempermant and my cheeks!"

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You know, my goal in life is to become Mother General .... do you think that will be possible, say, in the next 2 years?
Vow of poverty, so that means I can still have a little cash stashed away for personal use, right?
So, what would happen if I (and I really am being hypothetical, I'd never do this but ...) decided to punch out one of the sisters who really gets on my nerves?

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JMJ
What do you mean cigarettes are a luxury?
I always wear Ralph Lauren's Sexy wonder perfume, why ca't I bring it with me?
No lipstick, I feel naked without it?!?!?!

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  • 4 years later...
Credo in Deum

Do you get smoke breaks, and do you have any cells where smoking is permitted?

 

Is there room service?

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OnlySunshine

Can I go to the movies?

 

I get claustrophobic.  Do I have to stay inside the cloister at all times? (for a cloistered order, of course)

 

Can I bring my car and go out for a while if I want?

 

I don't like the food you cook here.  Can I order take-out?

 

 

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OnlySunshine

Do I really have to obey everything you tell me to do?

 

I don't like eating with other people.  Can't I eat alone, in my room?

 

I don't like manual labor.  Can't we hire a gardener?

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OnlySunshine

Can I call home every night?

 

Why do we have to wake at 5am every morning to that clapper?  Can't you use something softer?

 

Can I have a TV in my cell?

 

Can I still wear makeup?

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