132 replies to this topic

[dells_of_bittersweet]

So, all ye Protestants, non-denominational Christians, and all non-Catholic Christians, time to share your reasons for not being Catholic. That or join our phamily!

[Lil Red]

Convert or die?

[BG45]

Whoa flashback.

[Nihil Obstat]

This can't end well.

[Amppax]

This can't end well.

agreed, but i'm going to sit back and watch

[ThePenciledOne]

Stop it.

[kujo]

Because of all the homophobes up in hurr!!!!

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

Well, the top of the thread said "Let the lameness commence."

A Catholic Web site needs at least a couple of token non-Catholics to remind you that not all non-Catholics hate Catholics, and, in my case, to ask stupid questions that the rest of you asked in First Grade.

Also, hearing the opinion of a non-Catholic doesn't hurt sometimes. It's simply a different point of view (and sometimes not).

But, mostly, if Jesus_lol and I (and any other token non-Catholics) converted, you'd have to put out "Heretic needed" want ads to fill the huge gap we would leave if we became Catholics.

Plus, Jesus_lol and I are lovable and cute, each in our own non-Catholic ways. If we became Catholic, where would the uniqueness be? We'd be just like everyone else.

And, lastly, we give you someone to pray for, that they they be converted.

Whoops, I forgot about Hasan. How could I forget about Hasan? In any case, he's perfectly capable of answering for himself.

Whoa, I'm a VERY bad non-Catholic tonight because I overlooked Paddington, another beloved non-Catholic Phatmasser.

Besides, last time I looked, we were considered part of the "phamily"

Edited by IgnatiusofLoyola, 21 July 2011 - 11:13 PM.

[kujo]

Well, the top of the thread said "Let the lameness begin."

A Catholic Web site needs at least a couple of token non-Catholics to remind you that not all non-Catholics hate Catholics, and, in my case, to ask stupid questions that the rest of you asked in First Grade.

Also, hearing the opinion of a non-Catholic doesn't hurt sometimes. It's simply a different point of view (and sometimes not).

But, mostly, if Jesus_lol and I (and any other token non-Catholics) converted, you'd have to put out "Heretic needed" want ads to fill the huge gap we would leave if we became Catholics.

Plus, Jesus_lol and I are lovable and cute, each in our own non-Catholic ways. If we became Catholic, where would the uniqueness be? We'd be just like everyone else.

And, lastly, we give you someone to pray for, that they they be converted.

Whoops, I forgot about Hasan. How could I forget about Hasan? In any case, he's perfectly capable of answering for himself.

Besides, last time I looked, we were considered part of the "phamily"

Isn't Jesus_lol Catholic? I thought he was...and I thought that I met him once or twice.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

Isn't Jesus_lol Catholic? I thought he was...and I thought that I met him once or twice.

I should let Jesus_lol speak for himself, but if he is Catholic, he converted within the past 12 hours. Look at the words under his Avatar on one of his posts.

[Nihil Obstat]

Isn't Jesus_lol Catholic? I thought he was...and I thought that I met him once or twice.

Nope, and I kinda doubt you did.

[Lil Red]

Plus, Jesus_lol and I are lovable and cute, each in our own non-Catholic ways.

you're cute... i won't comment on jlol.

[cmotherofpirl]

Well, the top of the thread said "Let the lameness commence."

A Catholic Web site needs at least a couple of token non-Catholics to remind you that not all non-Catholics hate Catholics, and, in my case, to ask stupid questions that the rest of you asked in First Grade.

Also, hearing the opinion of a non-Catholic doesn't hurt sometimes. It's simply a different point of view (and sometimes not).

But, mostly, if Jesus_lol and I (and any other token non-Catholics) converted, you'd have to put out "Heretic needed" want ads to fill the huge gap we would leave if we became Catholics.

Plus, Jesus_lol and I are lovable and cute, each in our own non-Catholic ways. If we became Catholic, where would the uniqueness be? We'd be just like everyone else.

And, lastly, we give you someone to pray for, that they they be converted.

Whoops, I forgot about Hasan. How could I forget about Hasan? In any case, he's perfectly capable of answering for himself.

Besides, last time I looked, we were considered part of the "phamily"

Of course you are a member of this phamily, we just want you join the tribe

[Laudate_Dominum]

I'm hot.

[Lil Red]

I'm hot.

you're confusing yourself with your wife. lol...

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

Of course you are a member of this phamily, we just want you join the tribe

I feel very complimented that you consider me one of the phamily. You (or anyone else on Phatmass) is free to pray for my conversion if you want to, and I will also feel very complimented that you want me to join the tribe.

[Laudate_Dominum]

you're confusing yourself with your wife. lol...

I'm roasting. And about my wife - agreed.

I feel very complimented that you consider me one of the phamily. You (or anyone else on Phatmass) is free to pray for my conversion if you want to, and I will also feel very complimented that you want me to join the tribe.

This.

[Paddington]

The Pope has a Super Nintendo and like 50 games. Eats baby-back ribs whenever he wants.

[Mr.Cat]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[stevil]

It seems like a lottery really. With no proof or evidence what so ever for any religion, I am really confused as to how a person picks one over the other.
I would say in most cases it is based on family or society influence. But of course there are always exceptions.

I don't think the Hare Krishna's do themselves any favours jumping up and down on street corners though.