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For Gentlemen, What Women Want


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#1 Basilisa Marie

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:24 PM

There seemed to be quite a lot of threads about what men are looking for in women lately...and I kind of have the urge to balance things out with a thread about what women look for in men. :)

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:34 PM

If the women don't say they want chocolate, well, I'm doomed to be single forever.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:35 PM

I know exactly what women want. Muscles. I have amesome muscles.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:36 PM

What women want:

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#5 FuturePriest387

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:38 PM

View PostdUSt, on 20 February 2012 - 12:35 PM, said:

I know exactly what women want. Muscles. I have amesome muscles.

I know what you mean. Big muscles, chocolate, and acting like you own them. They love that.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:41 PM

View PostFuturePriest387, on 20 February 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

I know what you mean. Big muscles, chocolate, and acting like you own them. They love that.

Lol. :)

My boyfriend didn't get me chocolate this valentine's day, but the card more than made up for it. :)   So that's an option, too.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:42 PM

View PostFuturePriest387, on 20 February 2012 - 12:36 PM, said:

What women want:

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View PostFuturePriest387, on 20 February 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

I know what you mean. Big muscles, chocolate, and acting like you own them. They love that.

Big muscles, sure. Chocolate, hell yes. The second a dude acts like he owns me, it's over.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 12:45 PM

View PostBasilisa Marie, on 20 February 2012 - 12:41 PM, said:

Lol. :)

My boyfriend didn't get me chocolate this valentine's day, but the card more than made up for it. :)   So that's an option, too.

I gave my wife a card made of chocolate.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:09 PM

View PostPapist, on 20 February 2012 - 12:45 PM, said:



I gave my wife a card made of chocolate.

That is the ultimate gift for a woman.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:10 PM

View Postmissionseeker, on 20 February 2012 - 12:42 PM, said:



bahahahahahahahaha




Big muscles, sure. Chocolate, hell yes. The second a dude acts like he owns me, it's over.

My sister hates big muscles. She thinks they're creepy. I am well muscled, but I don't have huge muscles or anything. I can do about fifty full push-ups, but none of that even matters if I go ahead and enter the Franciscan Brothers Minor. If I do that all of this muscle will just backfire because they'll sign me up for every heavy lifting job that needs to be done in the Friary. :P

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:15 PM

My wife loves my big muscles.

And chocolate.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostFuturePriest387, on 20 February 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

That is the ultimate gift for a woman.

Nope. That would be a dozen of chocolate roses or your purity. It's probably a toin coss.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:23 PM

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View PostPapist, on 20 February 2012 - 01:17 PM, said:

Nope. That would be a dozen of chocolate roses or your purity. It's probably a toin coss.

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that > chocolate

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:25 PM

View Postmissionseeker, on 20 February 2012 - 01:23 PM, said:



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that > chocolate
bacon

The gift of bacon is the most beautiful gift a woman can give to a man.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:29 PM

View Postmissionseeker, on 20 February 2012 - 01:23 PM, said:

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that > chocolate

I love the bacon and egg necklace there too.

PS - Why do all threads become about bacon once food is introduced?

Edited by Papist, 20 February 2012 - 01:29 PM.


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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:35 PM

View PostFuturePriest387, on 20 February 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:

bacon

The gift of bacon is the most beautiful gift a woman can give to a man.

This thread is about what women want. Sorry.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:38 PM

View PostSocrates, on 20 February 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:

My wife loves my big muscles.

And chocolate.

so you got the chocolate part down, yes?

my wife wants my not to fluffy air extraction in bed.

how does that rank up there?  I think she's aiming AWFULLY high....

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:45 PM

i like humor in a man. but that's just me.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:50 PM

Love, respect, companionship, and laughter. There first three are essentials, the last one is a gigantic plus.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 01:55 PM

i cannot believe no one has mentioned booze yet! :|