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#1 fides' Jack

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:16 PM

That's right!

#2 mcts

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:05 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

#3 MIkolbe

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:06 PM

Gloria Alred would be proud.

now go clean something, Betty.

#4 fides quarens intellectum

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 05:45 PM

:love:

#5 EmilyAnn

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:04 PM

Women prefer cake.

#6 fides' Jack

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:30 PM

Who's Betty, fatty?

#7 FutureSister2009

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:33 PM

I wish I had a man who would make me a sandwich

#8 MIkolbe

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:33 PM

fr. leo has a finger for you.

#9 Tony

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:42 PM

lenten pennance? :D

Edited by Tony, 23 February 2012 - 06:43 PM.


#10 fides' Jack

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 09:42 PM

Yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're runnin' outta you!

#11 MIkolbe

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 05:14 AM

how sinful....i will pray for you...

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 08:10 AM

Yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're runnin' outta you!


what's it matter? you're their best seller

#seinfeldquotesftw

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:37 PM

what's it matter? you're their best seller

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:23 PM

When I read MIkolbes post about the "sinful" aspect I decided that perhaps I was too innocent to really know what a "sammich" was. So I decided to do a little research and I found out what the slang really means!!

Here from the "Urban Dictionary" is the true meaning of a "sammich".



A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true
work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right coagulated milk(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and coagulated milk and everything else under the
sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.


Now that I'm no longer so innocent... I want a sammich!!!!!!

Edited by southern california guy, 24 February 2012 - 03:24 PM.


#15 MIkolbe

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:24 PM

you need to make your own sammiches and stop being so misogynistic :|

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:36 PM

you need to make your own sammiches and stop being so misogynistic :|


I don't really know how to make a sammich..... :sad: I need help!! :anyone:

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:38 PM

Are you actually trying to use big words because you know other people won't understand them?

I only ask because I noticed that when you use these words, you tend to use them in the following manner:

"You're being _______".

#18 MIkolbe

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:42 PM

i'm sorry is misogynistic is a big word for you.

gosh.. open a book and educate yourself a little bit.

and make me a sammich while you're at it.

#19 fides quarens intellectum

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:45 PM

When I read MIkolbes post about the "sinful" aspect I decided that perhaps I was too innocent to really know what a "sammich" was. So I decided to do a little research and I found out what the slang really means!!

Here from the "Urban Dictionary" is the true meaning of a "sammich".



A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true
work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right coagulated milk(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and coagulated milk and everything else under the
sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.


Now that I'm no longer so innocent... I want a sammich!!!!!!



hmmm... it was a PB&J. i feel gipped. :|

#20 southern california guy

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:48 PM

Everybody knows what "misogynistic" means. It means:

Reflecting or exhibiting hatred, dislike, mistrust, or mistreatment of women.





PS Excuse me while I go and punch MIkobe in the stomach! Sometimes violence is the best solution!


Edited by southern california guy, 24 February 2012 - 03:52 PM.