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[mysisterisalittlesister]

So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is:

It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End.

[Not A Mallard]

Sounds epic. Very epic.

[sidemunch88]

I like this dream. Makes me feel normal about my dreams

[nunsense]

You need a break from phatmass

[sidemunch88]

[Selah]

One time I had a dream that the pope visited phatmass.

[MIkolbe]

So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is:

It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End.

lol

like you could beat me up.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


and dUSt...almighty?????

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!1!11!oneeleven!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!

[Selah]

!!!!1!11!oneeleven!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!

Get your own shtick, chumples

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

I love being in people's dreams... That was really weird...

[Not A Mallard]

[AnneLine]

Gotta love dreams...

I always think they are like shaking out the mind's vacuum cleaner. I loved how the parts came to gether. EPIC!




I loved this unintended Lenten theme, too: "...After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph."

'remember that you are dust and unto dust you shall return....'

May all of our Lenten battles be so successful!!!


And as far as the Carmelite trio ('Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea') can't resist quoting St. John of the Cross: 'in the evening of life we will be judged in love.'

So... go enjoy some Carmelshrimp... a fair revenge.

But I was surprised there were no

[mysisterisalittlesister]

AnneLine!

[MIkolbe]

Get your own shtick, chumples

Don't anger me

[HopefulBride]

So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is:

It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End.

Is it wrong that I lol'd?

OK THAT cat proves that cats are evil

[inunionwithrome]

Oh, the dreams one has!

[mysisterisalittlesister]

Is it wrong that I lol'd? OK THAT cat proves that cats are evil

why does everyone on PM have a problem with cats? I say their much smarter than dogs and much more sophisticated (no offense to dogs, I think their cute)

[HopefulBride]

cat's are evil.... It's been proven by the fact they've tried to kill me in my younger years by attempting to claw me to death.

[mysisterisalittlesister]

cat's are evil.... It's been proven by the fact they've tried to kill me in my younger years by attempting to claw me to death.

Oh dear
Well, the same thing happened with me when I was a baby. Only this time, it was a dog

[HopefulBride]

Oh dear
Well, the same thing happened with me when I was a baby. Only this time, it was a dog

The dog must have been trying to catch a cat....

[BG45]

Wow... I need to dream of PM.