54 replies to this topic

[MIkolbe]

Why is it that every time I walkin' down the street, somebody wants to stop me, just to give me a flyer?

[EmilyAnn]

Put headphones in and put your hands in your pockets or take out your phone and pretend to text. Problem solved.

[i<3LSOP]

Slap their hand lightly? I did it once and the reaction was sooo funny. It was mean though... but they were out there for Victoria's Secret so I had a right to.

[Nihil Obstat]

Or start looking like this guy:

[MIkolbe]

what do you mean start?

unrelated note- man, we need older people in this thread...

[Nihil Obstat]

what do you mean start?

unrelated note- man, we need older people in this thread...

Sorry man, but you're not there yet. A for effort, but the execution isn't quite up to par just yet.

[Lil'Monster]

Or start looking like this guy:

Oh my nihil.........what happened to you???

[MIkolbe]

Question...

Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

[FuturePriest387]

Question...

Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

Maybe if you didn't look so creepy they wouldn't automatically think you did it. A lot of assumption-making is due to appearances. Maybe you should dress up like someone that couldn't steal something even if he wanted to, like Richard Simmons or something?

Edited by FuturePriest387, 16 March 2012 - 08:09 PM.

[Nihil Obstat]

Oh my nihil.........what happened to you???

Fight with a grizzly bear.

Question...

Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

Maybe because you're the one that robbed them last week. Ockham's razor and all that.

[MIkolbe]

we really need older people... or someone familiar with street fighter....

Question...
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?

[Chrysophylax]

we really need older people... or someone familiar with street fighter....

Question...
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?

It's because the people at the radio station accidentally put their playlist on repeat. (Or maybe it was on purpose.)

[rhetor4christ]

we really need older people... or someone familiar with street fighter....

Question...
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?

Man...
FUNK DAT!
Get a new DJ!

[MIkolbe]

YES!!!!!!!!!

I see why he loves you...

[SaintOlaf]

I see why he loves you...

QFT!

[rhetor4christ]

YES!!!!!!!!!

I see why he loves you...

For these reasons and many many more

[rhetor4christ]

Question...
Why is it that bums ask me for money, when I ain't got none?

What is it an in thing or something, let me remind this dude he ain't got no money. Huh?

[sidemunch88]

Question...

Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

This is why God gave us XM radio so we can have amesome DJ's

[Lil Red]

Why is it that every time I walkin' down the street, somebody wants to stop me, just to give me a flyer?

because of your beautiful shape?

[SaintOlaf]

I totally dropped this line of conversation on a guy at work today. Took him 35 minutes to get it!