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[FuturePriest387]

There have been things I have never told people out of fear, but I figured "Since I may die by a tornado today, what the heck? They can't yell at a dead guy!" Thus, here is my list of politically incorrect things according to Phatmass standards that I love:

I love Michael Voris and the Vortex, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity. I think female altar servers are a huge mistake. I love Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, but I never liked Ron Paul. I don't think there should ever be a mosque near Ground Zero, and I think the Muslim faith is violent and has violent teachings, and is in no way a peaceful Religion. I think U2 is the greatest band ever, and I don't really like modern music.

Now I'm really counting on that tornado, because otherwise I'm in a lot of trouble...

But really, I just wanted to state what I like without fear for once. If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them. They aren't out of line with Church teaching or anything, so it's not really that big of a deal.

But to be clear: I do think Michael Voris should obey his Bishop.

[Autumn Dusk]

Can't stand Voris but aggree with you on the rest.

[dominicansoul]

i thought this was going to be a thread about elvis...




...this is a great idea for a lameboard game... "say what you really mean because tomorrow you die"

[MissyP89]

For what it's worth, you're not the first to say any of those things here.

[Autumn Dusk]

oh look it's voris' hardoo.

[Lil Red]

oh look it's voris' hardoo.

LOL

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!

[Autumn Dusk]

LOL

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!

YEP. I think Voris is rude and snarky and the message gets lost in the theatrics including the hair, which for the longest time I thought was a rug.

But that's my opinion.

[Lil Red]

it's not a rug?

woah.

[FuturePriest387]

i thought this was going to be a thread about elvis...




...this is a great idea for a lameboard game... "say what you really mean because tomorrow you die"

That does sound like an amesome game. I am glad I could spark the fire.

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!

Whew! I'm glad I'm getting an okay reaction. I'll be honest: When I clicked "Post", I had a fear I would get a Phishy tag.

[FuturePriest387]

it's not a rug?

woah.

Hey! Be nice to that rug! That rug has the tough job of handling every possible politically incorrect statement.

[Autumn Dusk]

it's not a rug?

woah.

NO! I have it on a reliable source that it's his actual hair!!!

Hey! Be nice to that rug! That rug has the tough job of handling every possible politically incorrect statement.

It's not a rug, it's his actual hair. Bizarre.

[Lil Red]

NO! I have it on a reliable source that it's his actual hair!!!

wow. just wow. why, on God's good green earth, would a person style his hair so that it looks like a rug?!

[Autumn Dusk]

wow. just wow. why, on God's good green earth, would a person style his hair so that it looks like a rug?!

I have no idea. Maybe it acts like a tinfoil hat keeping liberalism from seeping into his brain?

[Lil Red]

lol

[FuturePriest387]

I have no idea. Maybe it acts like a tinfoil hat keeping liberalism from seeping into his brain?

I'm really glad I decided to swallow my drink before I read your post, otherwise it would have shot straight through my nose, and I know from experience that Dr. Pepper burns the nose like the fiery pits of hell.

[dominicansoul]

it's not a rug?

woah.

I thought it was a comb-over?

[Lil Red]

I'm really glad I decided to swallow my drink before I read your post, otherwise it would have shot straight through my nose, and I know from experience that Dr. Pepper burns the nose like the fiery pits of hell.

[dominicansoul]

wow, you guys type fast, i'm too slow...

[MIkolbe]

ummyeah

[Autumn Dusk]

I'm really glad I decided to swallow my drink before I read your post, otherwise it would have shot straight through my nose, and I know from experience that Dr. Pepper burns the nose like the fiery pits of hell.

Glad I was done chewing my Chipolte Chedar Pretzil crisps. they're impissible to clean off a keyboard.