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[Byzantine]

In honor of Amppax, who suggested it:

There once was a guy named Amppax
Who delighted in knowing fun facts
So when his leisure he took
He opened his book
And philosophical began to wax.

[Groo the Wanderer]

there once was a thread about limericks
begun due to pain from haiku licks
i started to rhyme
but found not the time
so i will return to my old tricks

[MissyP89]

My editor told me that it's not a good poem if you can polka to it.

[homeschoolmom]

Limericks are hard to compose
With each moment, my frustration grows
But with five, seven, five
A haiku comes alive
So, I'm done with this thread, I suppose.

[Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye]

to think or to do
is the question i ask you
untill a light bulb appears
to the holy eucharist i will stay endeared
no need for time travel leave that to Dr Who,our Doctor is jesus and the phatmass cru.

[fides' Jack]

to think or to do
is the question i ask you
untill a light bulb appears
to the holy eucharist i will stay endeared
no need for time travel leave that to Dr Who,our Doctor is jesus and the phatmass cru.

This is the most sense
you have ever made
here! No offense - just
making an observation!

[Slappo]

This is the most sense
you have ever made
here! No offense - just
making an observation!

this is not a limerick
i hate to give you a lick
your rhymes are all whack
just like men in black
aliens for teh winnerick

[Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye]

this is not a limerick
i hate to give you a lick
your rhymes are all whack
just like men in black
aliens for teh winnerick

Go easy on poor old jack
Many trades is a juggling act
i bet he is str8 as an arrow
the line he walks very narrow
This we all must walk true,but don't let missing the mark sometimes drive us to hell ooo.

Thanks Slappo

[USAirwaysIHS]

this is not a limerick
i hate to give you a lick
your rhymes are all whack
just like men in black
aliens for teh winnerick

Now, this, too, is not a true limerick -
The class of your error was metric;
Your pros'dy's askew,
You'd best start anew
So you don't come off as such a dipstick.

[Slappo]

I don't know what a limerick is
I just guess it is none of my biz
but I'll try again
limmies for the win
can i go back to haiku's now plz?

[fides' Jack]

this is not a limerick
i hate to give you a lick
your rhymes are all whack
just like men in black
aliens for teh winnerick

Nor
did I intend
it to be.
I just thought it funny
that I could understand Tab -
God bless his good soul!

k bye

[Slappo]

Limmerick's are dull
Haiku's are very amesome
this post is winning

Edited by Slappo, 01 May 2012 - 02:36 PM.

[Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye]

my all time favorite lymeric,possibly because it's the only one i remember by heart.

There once was a man from Sparta...
Whom was such a magnificent farta...
On the strength of one bean..
He would fluffy air extraction God save the queen...
And beethovens moonlight sonata. ROFL

Edited by Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye, 01 May 2012 - 06:57 PM.

[Groo the Wanderer]

there once was a man from nantucket
who kept his false teeth in a bucket
he went shopping one day
saw the price of beef to pay
so he bought a chicken to pluck it

Edited by Groo the Wanderer, 01 May 2012 - 08:17 PM.

[missionseeker]

my all time favorite lymeric,possibly because it's the only one i remember by heart.

There once was a man from Sparta...
Whom was such a magnificent farta...
On the strength of one bean..
He would fluffy air extraction God save the queen...
And beethovens moonlight sonata. ROFL

Edited by missionseeker, 01 May 2012 - 09:57 PM.

[Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye]

the new edited version of the man from sparta...


There once was a man from sparta...
Whom was such a magnifecent farta...
on the strength of one bean he would Fart God save the queen...
and beethovens moonlight sonata.

Thank Mlkolbe for learning me how to route the router. In that i will try to not route the router often.

Edited by Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye, 02 May 2012 - 03:32 AM.

[Papist]

There once was a man from Gorem
Had a pair of tight pantaloons and he wore 'em
When he bowed with a grin
A draft of air rushed in
And he knew by the sound that he tore 'em