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Ok ... Groo the Wanderer would have my head over what I am about to do.

 

TIME TO REVIVE THIS THREAD :) :) :) :) :)

 

Ok PMers ... Cma has been in a funk again.  Long story ... but even St. Ignatius says to combat "desolation" with the opposites.  So -- make me laugh, make me laugh sooooo hard that I'm falling out of my seat, rolling on the floor, pain in the stomach laughing so hard that I'm crying.

 

Besides, I've got to believe that a thread like this is good for everyone's soul.

 

I can make it a contest:  the challenge ... to be the one that gets the most props.  The one to get the most props from now up to and including 1 Nov (All Saints Day) 11:59pm EDT will get a special prize.

 

The prize is:

[spoiler]I will pray for you for a week :).[/spoiler]

 

Are you in?  If so ... just post.  Post something HILARIOUSLY FUNNY.  Just remember though -- it's a public, Catholic forum so watch the color of the joke (keep it PG at least, G is better). 

 

And don't forget ... if you like it, prop it.  YOUR VOTE COUNTS! :D

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ContemporaryCaflicCrusader

What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?  

 

[spoiler]They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.[/spoiler]

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Microsoft Japan, around 2003, considered replacing some of their impersonal error messages with beautifully composed haiku (haiku, as you probably know, are poems containing 3 lines of 5, 7 & 5 syllables each).

 

A sampling:

 

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Your file is so big.

It might be very useful

But now it is gone.

 

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The website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist

 

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Windows has crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

 

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bumpty bump bump bump ... I forgot about the deadline (lol -- I've been busy).  So ... extended to the end of the year.  Think of the BESTEST jokes out there.  Funny ... very funnny.  Or ... lame ... very lame (this is the lame board after all).  Grand prize still stands :)

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ContemporaryCaflicCrusader

What has 46 legs and 8 teeth?  [spoiler]The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.[/spoiler]

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After the Sunday morning church one day, a little boy was looking at some pictures in the back of church. The preacher comes over and says, "Do you know who those men are?" The little boy responds, "No, who are they?" The preacher looks the little boy in the eyes and said "They died in the service, we need to pray for their souls." The little boy asked, "Was it the 8 o'clock or the 11 o'clock service? 

 

 

A conversation with my little cousin Benedict, who is about to turn five:

"Mom, do four year olds go to Hell?"

 

My aunt responds saying "No, but five year olds can..."

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