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Not The Philosopher

"The Vamp stole the last classic thread," she said, "but a vampire hunter put a stake through it. The stake was stolen from our stake collection, though, and now that it's buried with the Vamp, we want it back."

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The last classic thread was sewn into the vamp of Lil'Red's favorite shoes, and it is buried in the back of her closet.  We want it back, because there is a great deal at stake.

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In an effort to vamp up an interesting story for her newspaper, EmilyAnn staked out Lil'Red's closet and fruitlessly watched for blackmail material.

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brandelynmarie

In an effort to ramp up interesting sales for her newsletters, EmilyAnn put steaks in Lil Red's closet...as well as fruit cocktail. :)

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Ploomf planned to cook the freshly frozen fink at a later time in left-over spicy vodka sauce.

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Not The Philosopher

The best plan for making left-over spicy vodka sauce is, as Ploomf notes, to use a freshly frozen fink.

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