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You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When...


Andrea348

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I'll start it off.

You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When...

you know a saint to pray to for almost any situation you could possibly be in

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Sarcastic Stare

when you know that you were named after a saint that was famous for having birds nest in his hand... and you think it's cool.

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Sarcastic Stare

when youth ministry is the highlight of your month! ( i think we can all relate in some way)

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TheMissionary

......you do the sign of the cross before you do anything
......you own a pair of Roasry beads for every colour of the rainbow
......you know the difference between doctrine and dogma
......you've read summa theologica and actually get it
......you have read the entire collection of canon Law

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Sarcastic Stare

you stay up till 11:00 on a catholic phorum poating about random things with other cathilics who are posting about random things

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Mateo el Feo

You Know You're A Catholic Nerd When...

Use of the term "ejaculation" has nothing to do with reproductive organs.

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when you have religious candles around the house
when you pray to St. Anthony when you lose your truck keys (hehe)

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cmotherofpirl

When you talk to the saints the same way you talk to your neighbor or spouse:"let me tell you about my day..."

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let_go_let_God

..... when you're bored you and your best friends start having a debate to strengthen your faith
..... When your Bishop knows you by name (and you don't see him that often)
..... The only time you get to chill with your friends is at mass
..... You know how many Bibles are in the house and where they all are
..... When someone calls you a "Bible Banger" or "Jesus Freak" as an insult and you turn it into a complement


P.S. StCollette, don't feel bad, I prayed for St. Anthony's help over five times in a day to find my glasses.

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