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LOL mulls! I feel so uncreative, I can't think of ANYTHING! Maybe it's because I haven't watched TV in so long...I don't have time!!

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I am tired so some of these might not make sense in the morning.

A little Eminem ….. “Will the real Church please stand up?”

Catholic for God’s pleasure.

"There is no eye in communion of saints”

Eucharist helps build strong souls in infinite ways.

“Sin what is it good for?”

"Catholic Church…takes a licken' keeps on ticken'"

“Have you taken Mary has your personal mother and intercessor?”

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...absolutely nothin' say it again!!

Our youth group rendition:

"It's getting hot in here, so get down on one knee;

I am getting so hot, I'm gonna get down and pray!"

And for the "just a little bit a" part, we make the sign of the cross... :)

"Well the youth shack is a little ole' place where we can get together....YOUTH SHACK bay-bee!!"

grr; these are moderate...

Sarah ;)

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My friend wrote this:

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Jesus, it's Your birthday,

We gonna praise you like it's Your birthday

Gonna have Communion like it is Sunday

And you know we love You 'cuz you redeem us

You can find me in the Church, handsa fulla beads

I fall on my knees and I beg the Lord please

I'm into Jesus Christ, I'ma love Him wit my life

Ask forgiveness for my sins, yeah, that's how I'ma win

When I see Jesus hangin' on the cross, He died

It reminds me that I myself, too, am crucified

I leave my body on the earth, send my soul to the sky

I'll have eternal life, man, I won't die

I'll be like "Yes, Lord, Your glory is the truth"

And you know what glory means: God Loves Our Rappin' Youth

**

Meh... that's all I can remember.

Committing a sin: The feeling of guilt.

Going to Reconciliation: One penance.

Knowing God forgave you before you even confessed your sin: Priceless.

-Mark

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The Catholic Church. It's everywhere you want to be.

Wow! I want to add that to my signature!!

Would sound great on a bumper sticker!! :P

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