Dave Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I'm feeling a little silly right now. Anyway, there's a children's book by Dav Pilkey called "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants." The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the FIRST letter of your first name to determine your new FIRST name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = dorkey e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = gidget v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the FIRST letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new LAST name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the LAST letter of your last name to determine the second half of your LAST name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pantaloons h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, my name, Dave Conger, would become Gidget Gigglebuns! Anyone want to tell me what their new names would be? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Falafel Wafflefanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Squeezit Toiletchunks???? That's meA!! This is hilarious, come on, everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Falafel Wafflefanny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musturde Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Poopsie Diaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmonk Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Ok... there's no more ironmonk... Now, I'm Pinky Toiletsniffer! Sounds so perverted. lol -PT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Ok... there's no more ironmonk... Now, I'm Pinky Toiletsniffer! These are just too funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 Poopsie Diaper Whoa!!!! You missed the 3rd part! We only have the first half of your last name. Poopsie Diaper-what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritual_Arsonist Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Dorkey Bubble-Brain!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faithful heart Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Flunky Gerbilhead here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foundsheep Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Stinky Pickle FAnny :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 i am proud to say that my name is stinky wafflehead not too bad! very sophisticated if you ask me!! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Dorkey Bubble-Brain!?!?!?!?! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraMaria Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 i am proud to say that my name is stinky wafflehead not too bad! very sophisticated if you ask me!! B) of course, Ms. Stinky Wafflehead!! QUEEN stinky Wafflehead!! Signed: Squeezit Toiletchunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IXpenguin21 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 CRUSTY WAFFLESHORTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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