Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 d/dx (Eucharist)=0 I stole it from a friend...let's see who can figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Umm... the eucharist is a constant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 18, 2005 Author Share Posted June 18, 2005 [quote name='philothea' date='Jun 17 2005, 09:55 PM']Umm... the eucharist is a constant? [right][snapback]614929[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Well, yes...but that's not the pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted June 18, 2005 Author Share Posted June 18, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Jun 17 2005, 09:53 PM']:rotfl: [right][snapback]614926[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Did you get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 the () usually means multiply, right? and the / means divide anything times 0 is zero.. but we know the Eucharist isnt 0 its far from it the d/dx since we can't divide by 0... d must = 0 0 X Eucharist is 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtins Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 is it right to use Christ's body in a math joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eremite Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Jun 17 2005, 09:02 PM']Well, yes...but that's not the pun. [right][snapback]614936[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Eucharist is the source and summit Of couse... [i]I[/i] got it from the guy who thought of it, and then some other guy that I hang out with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 But the lowest points on a curve also have the first derivative at that point equal to 0. Anyways, it would have to be d[f(Eucharist)]/dx=0 for a summit to make since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggy Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 If you look at the derivative first in terms of a vector field, it would be a souce (or a sink, but that isn't how the Eucharist works). If you look at it in those one graphs that look like topographical maps (can't remember the name off the top of my head) then it would be the top of a hill of sorts... the summit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 d[f(Eucharist)]/dx=0 This states mathematically speaking that the function f(t), at point t = eucharist, reaches either a summit (high or low), or that the function f(t) is a constant, (or that the function f(t) does not contain a relation with the variable 'x'). What would 'x' be? i think it is a very clever math problem.. And I don't think it is sacriligeous... What if the integral function was applied to the derivative? Eucharist = Jesus x = holy Spirit and the integral would be God the Father? A quick representation of the Trinity? I like it in any case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 what are you people talking about????????? Crazy loons.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Can I use this formula to balance my checkbook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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