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Jaime
So this can be fun! This is a little game my friends and I like to play called [b]"What's on Their Tombstone"
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Here's whatcha do. Figure out an Epitaph (hopefully something funny) that you think would be fitting for the tombstone of one of your Phellow Phatmassers. DO NOT DO YOUR OWN!!

Here's some examples to start things off

HSMOM

"Here lies Hsmom. She has now found her Hsalvation!"

CARRIE

"The threads finally got their revenge!"

CAMSTER

"You may now have the last word"

NOEL'S ANGEL

"You can find my body touring with the guy in the hat"



Ok kids, let's see what you can come up with. Hopefully this can be fun!

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prose
p rose....

and she will now too...

(get it, "P" rose.. like rose up...) Okay, so I am not very good at this.

:getaclue:

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Jaime
[quote name='prose' date='Aug 9 2005, 10:19 AM']p rose....

and she will now too...

(get it, "P" rose.. like rose up...)  Okay, so I am not very good at this.

:getaclue:
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Actually it didn't need any explanation and it was really funny!!

Here's another one for you

"I SHOULD HAVE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!"


You're supposed to do others and let others do unto you! :P:

Its all good! Thanks for saving this sinking thread!

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phatcatholic
hot stuff

"In case anyone is confused, Katie Couric is NOT burried here"

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franciscanheart
[quote name='phatcatholic' date='Aug 9 2005, 10:35 AM']hot stuff

"In case anyone is confused, Katie Couric is NOT burried here"
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Didacus
HUGHEYFORLIFE:

'For the last time, I'm a girl!'


hot stuff

"The funniest man of phatmass is now telling his jokes in heaven (as soon as he's done his purgatory)."




Littleflower + JMJ

"The queen of posting is gone, but not forgotten."



APATHY

"Who cares?"

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Guest Eremite
dUST

"Ashes to ashes, dUSt to dust"

Musturde

"He was a walking talking dorito, but now he rests in peace, wrote some dope rhymes, had some good times, and always believed in the Credo"

Brother Adam

"Here lies brother adam. Finally gets to ask Brother Adam and Sister Eve how exactly they came to be"

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homeschoolmom
Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside.

A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find."

Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find.

So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say:

[b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b]

:rip:

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Fidei Defensor
[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Aug 9 2005, 12:00 PM']Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside.

A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find."

Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find.

So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say:

[b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b]

:rip:
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:lol:

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p0lar_bear
[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Aug 9 2005, 02:00 PM']Man, those are all really good. And I KNOW I'm not supposed to do my own... so, consider this merely an aside.

A few years ago, my kids got me a phone for Christmas. My son, then about four said, "Don't worry Mom. It was the cheapest one we could find."

Another time they got me something else and assured me it was the cheepest one they could find.

So, I told my mom that one day they'd buy me a grave marker and on it it would say:

[b]DON'T WORRY MOTHER, IT WAS THE CHEAPEST ONE WE COULD FIND![/b]

:rip:
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homeschoolmom
[quote name='dUSt' date='Aug 9 2005, 12:12 PM']inDEED:

"inDEAD"
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:lol:

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Raphael
Cam42

Objection I:

It would seem that Cam is dead.

Objection II:

It would seem that Cam's death is eternal, as he has not yet gotten up.

Objection III:

It would seem that Cam is no more.

On the contrary, you, sir, are a stupidhead.

I answer that, given the words of our Lord and Savior, the resurrection is not only entirely possible, to be expected. While the things of the world decay into entropy, life is not of this world and cannot end. Rather, I hold to the logic of many philosophers in saying that life is perfect and death is not. Therefore, God who desires perfection for all His creatures will provide life to those who would accept it.

Reply to Objection I:

Cam has merely left this mortal life for a far greater one, but will return again to claim back his body, for it is also more perfect to have body and soul than just soul.

Reply to Objection II:

Have patience, Christian soul. It is not logical to claim that what has not happened will not ever happen.

Reply to Objection III:

Cam most certainly exists, for to cease to exist would mean that in the eyes of God, Cam both was and was not, and then was again. While this may be possible for God, it is entirely contradictory to His never-changing will.

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