Laudate_Dominum Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 [b]Hip youth pastor now completely unintelligible[/b] AUSTIN — After immersing himself in popular slang phrases, youth leader Dave Jackson has become completely unintelligible to members of his church, even the youth. "We stopped understanding him about a month ago," says Tanya Gooden, 17, of his youth group. "It was a slow process. Now when he preaches we have to assume a lot of things by his tone, not his words." Jackson, tracked down at his church office, told a reporter, "Fo shizzle, my nizzle, it's the big mack tizzle, you trackin'? The get-down was off the hook, bra. Big-time ace. Dey scened until the old folk rolled in and the crew got dot gone. Good Sunday, bra." Jackson can no longer speak plain English even if he wishes to. At times he desperately tries to cross the chasm of incomprehension he has built. For senior pastor Rich Leonard, that's not good enough. "He's about to shizzle himself right out of a job," Leonard says ....................... It's a sad day when a man can shizzle himself onto the unemployment line. You trackin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I am trackin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Dem alphabet boys be frontin for shizzle on the block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin D Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Is this from the Onion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 funniest thing ive ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 [quote name='Paladin D' date='Oct 9 2005, 11:11 AM']Is this from the Onion? [right][snapback]751615[/snapback][/right] [/quote] it's definitely from a satire site. very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megrc Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Wow! But at least it sounds like he was trying( just got a little carried away) that's more than I can say for the Youth Leader at my church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow of Shame Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 [quote name='megrc' date='Oct 9 2005, 04:30 PM']Wow! But at least it sounds like he was trying( just got a little carried away) that's more than I can say for the Youth Leader at my church. [right][snapback]751829[/snapback][/right] [/quote] this is exactly why people got all outraged when they read of the thousands of children joining satanism due to Harry Potter unbelievable satire, people! learn to recognize it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theoketos Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 [quote name='Cow of Shame' date='Oct 10 2005, 12:26 AM']this is exactly why people got all outraged when they read of the thousands of children joining satanism due to Harry Potter unbelievable satire, people! learn to recognize it! [right][snapback]752231[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I am trackin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T-Bone Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 !\!3x7 7h1n6 u kn0 h3 \/\/1!! \/\/ri73 @ B1bl3 i!\! 1337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudate_Dominum Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Yeah, it's probably just satire.. My source is my mama, but her source is some christian Onion type site. Anyway, I feel like hijacking my own thread. [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20051006-EMILY.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudate_Dominum Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20051001-HACHI.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050930-TIGGER.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050928-BAILEY_EMMA_GIZMOE.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050925-MARZI.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050925-RADAR.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050923-JOEY.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050923-CHLOE.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050921-MORGANA.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050921-DIABLO.jpg[/img] Cats are so cute.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudate_Dominum Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 poor kitties [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050917-TOKEN.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050917-SWITCH.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050914-RORY%20AND%20KITTY.jpg[/img] And one for Dallas: [img]http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20050916-HOLY.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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