cappie Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 A second grade teacher tells her class she's a big “Los Angeles Lakers” fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except one kid, named Josh. The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?" He says, "Nope, I’m a Christ the King fan!" She says, “I have never heard of a state basket ball team by that name.” "Well why are you a “Christ the King” fan, and not a Lakers fan?" Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Christ the King fan, and my dad is a Christ the King fan, so I'm a Christ the King fan." The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your mom is an idiot, and your dad is a moron, then what would you be?!" Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 (edited) I've never heard this one! loo I hate the lakers anyway. Edited November 14, 2005 by Christie_M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I hate the lakers for what they did to my state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Great things always come out of Minnesota. Then they stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Sigh... The Minneapolis Lakers makes way more sense than LA Lakers... there aren't any lakes in LA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Just like the Minnesota North Stars instead of the Dallas Stars. I don't know, I love the Wild, but I miss the North Stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 This reminds me of a feature I saw on the news many, many years ago. It so happened that the school in question was one of our neighboring schools. It was about a first grade teacher who was a native of Wisconsin-- and a Packers fan. So, the news story was about how this teacher had turned all of his little first graders into Packers fans. They'd spent a lot of time making banners and such for the Packers. And they would spend classtime ( ) discussing games. Of course, it's only an interesting news feature because the parents were predominantly Vikings fans. They interviewed the teacher and he said someting to the effect of "well, I know they'd been taught to be Vikings fans, but I set them straight" and then they interviewed a kid and he said, "I don't care what my mom and dad say-- I'm a PACKERS fan." And not that this is a big deal or anything, but it just reminded me how much influence a teacher has on a kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovechrist Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 gosh i love good jokes dissing the Lakers... i loved them when they got along... but sheesh. talk about a need to re-group. hopefully Jackson can turn that team back around this year while my Cavaliers wipe the floor clean with everyone else as the mop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Personally, I just laugh at all the big franchises all together, because they whine and complain they need more money when they already earn millions of dollars. I laugh when they lose. Because I think... "Those who are first shall finish last, and the last shall be first." I wish we all could win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Nov 14 2005, 09:24 AM']Sigh... The Minneapolis Lakers makes way more sense than LA Lakers... there aren't any lakes in LA... [right][snapback]788233[/snapback][/right] [/quote] There's a tar pit that kinda looks like a lake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 That doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Nov 14 2005, 02:48 PM']There's a tar pit that kinda looks like a lake... [right][snapback]788706[/snapback][/right] [/quote] can you swim in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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