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[quote name='fonebone' post='1002581' date='Jun 10 2006, 03:53 PM']
What did the man say to the pickle?

Nothing; pickles don't talk!
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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A police officer finds a man with his car crashed into a tree. The police officer says, "That tree was in plane site!" And the man says, "Well I honked at it, but it won't move!" HA HA! :lol:

I found that in a joke book.



I made this one up:

What do you see when you cross
a monkey with a pair of scissors?

A bald monkey! :drool:

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A police officer finds a man with his car crashed into a tree. The police officer says, "That tree was in plane site!" And the man says, "Well I honked at it, but it won't move!" HA HA! :lol:

I found that in a joke book.
I made this one up:

What do you see when you cross
a monkey with a pair of scissors?

A bald monkey! :drool:

Edited by fonebone
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heavenseeker

A duck walkes into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes and the bartender tells him "we dont have any grapes".

So the duck goes and comes back the next day. Once again he asks the bartender for some grapes and gets the same answer.

Well this goes on for about a week and by this time the bartender is getting really angry and said "if you come in here asking for grapes again ill have to staple your feet together!"

so once again the duck leaves.

the next day he returns to the bar and asks the bartender "got any staples?"

the bartender puzzled goes "no"

then the duck asks "so then, got any grapes?"

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[quote name='heavenseeker' post='1003347' date='Jun 11 2006, 09:02 PM']
A duck walkes into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes and the bartender tells him "we dont have any grapes".

So the duck goes and comes back the next day. Once again he asks the bartender for some grapes and gets the same answer.

Well this goes on for about a week and by this time the bartender is getting really angry and said "if you come in here asking for grapes again ill have to staple your feet together!"

so once again the duck leaves.

the next day he returns to the bar and asks the bartender "got any staples?"

the bartender puzzled goes "no"

then the duck asks "so then, got any grapes?"
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hehehe. i remember this one from way back when.

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Pontifite 7 of 10

Two nuns, a pirate, a donkey, a duck, and Presedent Bush all walk into a bar, and the bartender says ,"What is this some kind of joke!"

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Buzz Lightyear walks into the bar on Tatooine and says, "I'd like the Space Ranger Special." :)
And the bartender goes, "Hey, get out of here! Your in the wrong movie! :furious:

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Theunknown101

Emperor Palpitine: I sense a disturbance in the force...
Darth Vader: Oh sorry, that was me.

Darth Vader: There is no escape...
Luke Skywalker: Oh really? There's a door right over there.

[quote name='fonebone' post='1003231' date='Jun 11 2006, 02:22 PM']
A police officer finds a man with his car crashed into a tree. The police officer says, "That tree was in plane site!" And the man says, "Well I honked at it, but it won't move!" HA HA! :lol:

I found that in a joke book.
I made this one up:

What do you see when you cross
a monkey with a pair of scissors?

A bald monkey! :drool:
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???

Darth Vader: Simba...
Simba: What? You're not Mufasa! You're just the same guy that plays him!

Delta 07: Aw man! I just ran out of ammo!
Delta 62: Then why don't you get some from that supply crate there?

Luke: So, Darth Vader, I heard on the street that you weremy father...
Darth Vader: WHAT!? DARN YOU SPOILIERS!!!!

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Theunknown101

[quote name='fonebone' post='1003682' date='Jun 12 2006, 07:31 AM']
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Eh heh. Heh MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! MASS CONFUSION! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! BAH HO WAHAHH! LOOK AT ALL THOSE QUESTION MARKS! MWAHAHAHHAHAH!

[color="#FF0000"]WARNING:
AT THIS PART WILL BE SWITCHING BETWEEN WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH GERIEFF AND AKALYIN. THE SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE MASS CONFUSION OR DRY, IRRETATED EYES. ALSO IT MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS OR LAZINESS, POSSIBLY NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT MINUTES AFTER READING THIS. IF SOME OF THIS STUFF HAPPENS, I SUGGEST GET SOME GLASSES.[/color]

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