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[quote name='Theunknown101' post='1003679' date='Jun 12 2006, 07:27 AM']
Emperor Palpitine: I sense a disturbance in the force...
Darth Vader: Oh sorry, that was me.

Darth Vader: There is no escape...
Luke Skywalker: Oh really? There's a door right over there.
???

Darth Vader: Simba...
Simba: What? You're not Mufasa! You're just the same guy that plays him!

Delta 07: Aw man! I just ran out of ammo!
Delta 62: Then why don't you get some from that supply crate there?

Luke: So, Darth Vader, I heard on the street that you weremy father...
Darth Vader: WHAT!? DARN YOU SPOILIERS!!!!
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I don't get the Republic Commando one.

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Theunknown101

Heh heh, to bad...neither do I...

A hunter was hunting for deer. Then a huge bear lunged at him from the bushes. Then he managed to get it off and threw it off a cliff. Then he heard several gunshots and he got up. Another hunter walked from the bushes and said,
"Oh I thought you were a bear!"

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Buzz Lightyear and Woody get into a car accident. A police officer comes up and asks, "What happened here!?" Buzz says, "I was chasing after that someone who posioned the water whole!"
"Hey that's my line! Change the way it happened!" Woody yelled. The police officer says, "Oh, I get it, it's a joke!"

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Ok. I'm done telling jokes...eccept this last one:

What did the Itilian guy say when he saw the skunk?

URIKA!

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Theunknown101

Good one, duck! MWAHAHAHAH! Not. I don't get it.

Here's a better one:

Dry beef. It's what's for dinner.

MWAHAHAHA! I'M GOING CRAZY ON THIS THREAD! NOW HAVE THE TRUE POWER TO THIS THREAD SINCE MY BROTHER'S GONE! MWAHAHAHA!

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Theunknown101

Thank you for signing off my username. Now I just saved a whole bunch of money on my financial aid by switching to Geko.

Ever since my little sister found out where milk came from, she never drank it again...(Note: I don't really have a little sister.)

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Theunknown101

No you don't! Cause if you DID have one then she'd be my sister too! And I don't have a sister so HA!

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DANG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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