Socrates Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 LOL - Somebody has too much time on his hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 [quote name='cappie' post='1011588' date='Jun 24 2006, 02:03 PM'] Not necessarily......You don't have to be Jewish,....could be Filo [/quote] really funny father. everybody knows Jonathan and Martha aren't "Filos" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappie Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 [quote name='Socrates' post='1011668' date='Jun 25 2006, 09:05 AM'] LOL - Somebody has too much time on his hands! [/quote] Big Hands [quote name='ReinnieR' post='1011680' date='Jun 25 2006, 09:26 AM'] really funny father. everybody knows Jonathan and Martha aren't "Filos" [/quote] Didn't say they were...just talking in general : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudate_Dominum Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 DareDevil is Catholic, I always remind myself of that when I feel discouraged. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 [quote name='Laudate_Dominum' post='1011694' date='Jun 24 2006, 05:52 PM'] DareDevil is Catholic, I always remind myself of that when I feel discouraged. *sigh* [/quote] so is the night crawler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 [quote name='Laudate_Dominum' post='1011694' date='Jun 24 2006, 04:52 PM'] DareDevil is Catholic, I always remind myself of that when I feel discouraged. *sigh* [/quote] So is Hellboy, and The Hulk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toledo_jesus Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 [quote name='KnightofChrist' post='1011894' date='Jun 25 2006, 10:53 AM'] So is Hellboy, and The Hulk! [/quote] Bless Hulk, Father, Hulk sin. Hulk Smash. Lots Hulk Bash. Lots. Hulk Angry. Hulk disrespect puny human property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 This is the funniest thread I almost didn't read... Now... here's the question: Are we sure that kal-el even had a foreskin? Maybe his anatomy is different... Otherwise I go with the do-it-yourself option... Whatever religion Superman is, Bizzaro would be the opposite, right? Whatever religion Superman is, Bizzaro would be the opposite, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinnieR Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' post='1011960' date='Jun 25 2006, 01:52 PM'] Whatever religion Superman is, Bizzaro would be the opposite, right? Whatever religion Superman is, Bizzaro would be the opposite, right? [/quote] yes so if superman is Catholic, Bizzaro would be a Satanist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 He'd have to be pretty old to do it himself... and I'm pretty sure at that point he wouldn't want to. What teenage or grown man would ever [i]think[/i] of shooting lazer beams at his penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 [quote name='ReinnieR' post='1011987' date='Jun 25 2006, 01:32 PM'] yes so if superman is Catholic, Bizzaro would be a Satanist [/quote] Ehh... Bizzaro is more of an imperfect duplicate of Superman than an exact opposite. So he would be a protantest instead... that is both pre-crisis bizzaro and post-crisis bizzaro. Thats right theres two... Bizzaro is actually stronger than Superman, but because he is so stupid he cant tap into that power, but unlike supermans problem with green kryptonite, blue kryptonite makes bizzaro smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 [quote name='God Conquers' post='1011998' date='Jun 25 2006, 04:49 PM'] He'd have to be pretty old to do it himself... and I'm pretty sure at that point he wouldn't want to. What teenage or grown man would ever [i]think[/i] of shooting lazer beams at his penis? [/quote] Although I'm not a guy, I know enough guys to know this is true -- even if it was their own laser beam vision. I think he's uncircumcised. I don't think he'd have to worry about the health benefits of circumcision -- he's Superman! As a total non sequitor, when I was a kid, we had family worship every night, and occasionally would read stories from the Old Testament about the uncircumcised Philistines. I got a great deal of pleasure out of asking my Dad what "circumcision" was long after I knew what it was just to see him squirm ... I was evil even as a small child ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 [quote name='toledo_jesus' post='1011957' date='Jun 25 2006, 01:37 PM'] Bless Hulk, Father, Hulk sin. Hulk Smash. Lots Hulk Bash. Lots. Hulk Angry. Hulk disrespect puny human property. [/quote] Oh my goodness... That was so completely necessary Toledo, you've made my day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 [quote name='homeschoolmom' post='1011960' date='Jun 25 2006, 02:52 PM'] This is the funniest thread I almost didn't read... Now... here's the question: Are we sure that kal-el even had a foreskin? Maybe his anatomy is different... [/quote] Hmmm.... maybe so... but if not I would go for the it was done on Krypton option... the others just don't seem realistic enough to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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