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Techno = Satan

What makes techno music so satanic?  

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Jesus_lol
Oh he was serious alright, but the OP is long gone by now.


Techno is lame, if im gonna be sent to hell for listening to music, i would rather it be Metal.

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rkwright
I haven't read the entire thread, but I liked this line...

"Surely it can't be the symphasizer, as I have heard the symphasizer in some RC churches."

Surely not the symphasizers!! they're just too sympathetic sounding...

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Josh
[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1189533057' post='1383574']
I do think that techno music is Satanic and I'll prove it:

1. Techno music has bass
2. If you remove the BS you're left with "as".
3. "as" spelt backwards is "sa"
4. The Titanic made a deep bass sound
5. Replace "Ti" with the "sa" in step three

Result: Techno music = satanic
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lol Edited by Delivery Boy

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AudreyGrace
[quote name='rkwright' timestamp='1296784538' post='2208464']
I haven't read the entire thread, but I liked this line...

"Surely it can't be the symphasizer, as I have heard the symphasizer in some RC churches."

Surely not the symphasizers!! they're just too sympathetic sounding...
[/quote]

lol.
I'd probably crack up/get slightly uncomfortable if i heard a synthesizer during Mass. that's just too much. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/crazy.gif[/img]

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ExCorde
[quote name='ExCorde' timestamp='1296747102' post='2208196']

[list][*][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qOe0utZViY"]Alex M.O.R.P.H. - Walk The Edge (Alex M.O.R.P.H. B2B Woody Van Eyden Intro Vocal Mix)[/url] (brilliant video; try to ignore the vocals, they're not that great - if you'd like to hear how this sounds without them, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfiFVZRR4U"]here's another remix[/url])[/list]
[list][*][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63M0PFebb64"]Masters & Nickson ft. Justine Suissa - Out There (5th Dimension) (Daniel Kandi Remix)[/url][/list]
[list][*][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv484hQbmks"]OceanLab - Sirens Of The Sea (Above & Beyond Club Mix)[/url][/list]
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^- listen to it!

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ParadiseFound
[quote name='Jesus_lol' timestamp='1296779313' post='2208401']
Techno is lame, if im gonna be sent to hell for listening to music, i would rather it be Metal.
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I like this person.

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Jesus_lol
[quote name='ParadiseFound' timestamp='1296846137' post='2208760']
I like this person.
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Excellent. I would take Decapitated over Daft Punk or Morbid Angel over Moby any day.

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Chris6780

I wouldn't go as far as to say that all of techno is satanic. That's like saying " this person is satanic" for the way he or she dresses. You should be extremely careful with what you're saying. I love listening to music. Matter of fact all kinds. Does that make me satanic? Not at all. So next time you want to put a  debate out here; think about what you want to say before you say it.

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