Justin86 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 10. It's like America, only duller. 9. I can lift one of their police cars by myself and it wouldn't even count as a workout. 8. Taxes too high (yall ever heard of 1776?) 7. After all these years they're [i]still[/i] owned by Britain (even India and Hong Kong have left by now yall know). 6. It's where bad Americans go to be good Canadians. 5. Population is practically non-existent and yet they still fall for overpopulation. 4. Socialized health-care. 3. It's not "aboot" yall. 2. They want to invade Vermont. And the number one reason I hate Canada is......................... Sacred Music Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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29908 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) Uh oh... Edited February 12, 2008 by 29908 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifite 7 of 10 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 If you keep blaspheming them they'll send mooses to bite your sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
29908 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 This reminds me of (I think) a song... "Blame Canada! Blame Canada!" ...Does anyone know what I'm talking about??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifite 7 of 10 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I found the song on Youtube but its risky to post on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
29908 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 No need to post... : \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifite 7 of 10 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 But it has Robin Williams singing! I'm still tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 This Sacred Music Man must be quite the chump to make the list. Oh, that's me. Not like there's anything true on that list anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote name='29908' post='1459771' date='Feb 12 2008, 12:48 PM']This reminds me of (I think) a song... "Blame Canada! Blame Canada!" ...Does anyone know what I'm talking about???[/quote] How about: [quote]Come back proud canadian's, To before you had TV. No hockey night in canada, there was no CBC. In 1812 madison was mad, He was the president you know. Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go. He thought he'd invade canada, He thought that he was tough. Instead we went to washington, And burned down all his stuff. And the white house burned, burned, burned. And we're the ones that did it, It burned, burned, burned. While the president ran and cried, It burned, burned, burned. And things were very historical, And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa In the war of 1812. Those hilbilies from kentucky, Dressed in green and red. Left home to fight in canada, But they returned home dead. It's the only war the yankies lost except for vietnam. And also the alomo and the bay of ham. The loser was america, The winner was ourselfs. So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812. And the white house burned, burned, burned. And we're the ones that did it, It burned, burned, burned. While the president ran and cried, It burned, burned, burned. And things were very historical, And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa In the war of 1812. In 1812 we were just sitting around, Minding our own business, Putting crops into the ground. We heard the soilders coming, And we didn't like that sound. So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground. Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept a coming, There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and the yankies started running, Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico. They ran through the snow, And they ran through the forest, They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go, They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture, Back to america, and gulf and mexico. So if you go to washington, It's building clean and nice, Bring a pack of matches, And we'll burn the white house twice. And the white house burned, burned, burned, But the americans wont admit it. It burned, burned, burned... It burned and burned and burned It burned, burned, burned I bet that made them mad. And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa In the war of 1812.[/quote] 10 men, 4 horses, guns and 3 canons; all I need to conquer the US. (12 woman in lieu of the men would suffice as well) And why in blazes was I not informed we were planning to invade Vermont? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1459780' date='Feb 13 2008, 02:58 AM']Not like there's anything true on that list anyways... [/quote] Well, ok, but yall [i]do[/i] want Vermont. I mean, yall almost have a monopoly on the Maple Syrup industry as is. Why not take Vermont by force and complete the Evil Canadian Empire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffpugh Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) I've heard that song before. Oh, I'm with you Didacus. Edited February 12, 2008 by Sacred Music Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didacus Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote name='Justin86' post='1459803' date='Feb 12 2008, 01:09 PM']Well, ok, but yall [i]do[/i] want Vermont. I mean, yall almost have a monopoly on the Maple Syrup industry as is. Why not take Vermont by force and complete the Evil Canadian Empire?[/quote] You should not submit us to temptation. Hmmmmmmmmmm.... Maple Sirup.... Hmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pontifite 7 of 10 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I'm now offically scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin86 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 [quote name='Pontifite 7 of 10' post='1459814' date='Feb 13 2008, 03:12 AM']I'm now offically scared[/quote] Don't be. We have plenty of nuclear weapons. Smile we have nukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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