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[quote name='the Apologist' post='1530881' date='May 16 2008, 10:16 PM']Word up, keep it real, you know the deal
With shoes shining more than the skin on the back of seal
Dark shades, pimped out with that Dolimite perm
gold grill and gold chains so hot that they burn
tie loose, shirt open at top so sweet
with chest hairs sticking out, looking like taco meat
waxed mustache, fresh with them curls on point
brass knuckles on ya hand cover every joint
who's da man? heads turn when you enter the Church
the next eligible bachelor has stepped on turf!

:pimp:[/quote]

I rolled to the rehearsal dressed all in black
And I heard all the ladies screamin' for me in the back
But I refrained cuz my girl is dope has heck
And I ignored it when those ladies were swingin' from my neck
My shirt was dope and my hair was insane
With all these good looks PLUS I got mad skills in the brain
We went down to the bar, had some brews with the fam
With this Irish wedding, there's more shooters than in 'Nam
But to be honest I'm just like a big hairy duff
And these chicas don't know that I'm a diamond in the rough
People don't realize how this McGuinea gets down
Because I'm saved by the Son, I once was lost now I'm found
So while my friends get ridick, while boozin' all on each other
I'm up chillin' in my room, pray on them beads for my Mother!

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yeah thats right brother,
let the world know you love her,
cause there just aint no other
woman more blessed than she
who hast borne the very Diety,
with the words "to me be it" she
became a Living Tabernacle,
for the Smasher of our shackles,
Revelation 12 type battle,
not some soft sleepless in seattle,
"Maria!" ha! the devil lost his rattle.

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I walked into the Church about a quarter til 2
Anxious for what my cousin Ryan was about to do
I picked up the program, gave a wink to be mum
Blessed myself with holy water, gave my uncle a thumb's
Up the Lord was in this place when the violins did their thing
I heard divinity vibrating from the notes on the strings
And as my family marched down the aisle tears rolled down
Forming a heart-shaped puddle on the linoleum ground
The Word was proclaimed and the rings were exchanged
It's amazing how 2 words rock your world and completely change
How you live your life, not for you any longer
But for your spouse, your holy bride
Gotta pray to the Holy Family for their love to abide
So as we raised up our glasses at the wedding reception
I prayed to St. Michael for his holy protection
For my cousin and his bride as they start life anew
And eagerly awaited for my time to do the same, too!

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I'm home, I'm home
To the place that I roam
Now I'm gonna count some sheep
Before I sleep...

1....2......3.........

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desertwoman

I'm back for a minute

but before I bounce

I have a tiny tidbit

.... a smidgit of information

pertainin a medium of picture and sound.


Ironman rocks.

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I wish I knew what You wanted
Wish I could see what’s in Your heart
Want to know where I should be heading
So I could prepare myself to start
Because I know you’ve got great plans for me
Plans to prosper and soar high
But I’m broken in sin, scarred to move at all
So I must ask you why

Why do You love me?
Why am I worth the price You paid?
Why do You need me?
Why was I even made?

I feel like Isaiah sometimes
Who cried out to You
“Woe is me, I am doomed
For I am a man of unclean lips”
Yet work needs be done
And You will it so
So I raise my hand and say “Here I am. I’ll go”
I want to be like that every single day
To do Your will without apprehension

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yo kujo keep the thread alive,
to that end i'mma spit this live
for the MCs + DJs got hip-hop survived
from all the commercial radio drive-bys
thieves like they name was Bonnie and Clyde
phatmass got hip-hop culture sanctified

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Hey yo I thank my Lord and Savior cuz my mind He keeps-a formin'
And pluckin' at my heart like a guitar by Bebo Norman
Cats walkin' down the street and they can't even look at me
It's cuz they got buds in their ears playin their self-selected-symphonies
My heart goes out to dude dressed in all black
With such pain in his heart cuz his dad didn't come back
For the girl with her stuff hangin' out like they were leaves on trees
Puttin' her finger down her throat cuz she's got that disease
To all of God's creation, groaning with anticipation
Deserving condemnation but receiving His salvation
Yeah we are drenched in the Blood of the One that God sent
So we gotta keep it holy like the Blessed Sacrament

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I'm watching the Celtics again
They beat the Cavs, if you don't know
It's halftime so I thought I'd give you all a show
Imagine if your middle name was Joe
And the dollars in your pocket was no more than twentie fow
And you were walking home and you tripped in the snow
And you got amnesia, now your name is John Doe
And when he came to visit, you didn't even recognize your bro
But he said, yo, you want anything from the sto
And you was like, yah, I want some cheetos
Or maybe some Fritos, how about Doritos
Or better yet, nachos with c[i][/i]heese and some jalapenos
And he was like, I'll see what I could do
As for me, I'll finish the story after half 2

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I don't give a croutons about that Bostonian team
And please for give me while I let off some steam
Because I saw something tonight that made me tick
It was a call by an umpire that made me sick
You see my boys in the stripes had it tied in the 9th
And Jason Giambi had 2 balls and 2 strikes
Then he gets buzzed in the hands by this inside pitch
Yet the ump calls a strike and he's out like a stitch
He said the ball hit the bat which just not true
And Girardi got pissed because it gave us out number 2
He was bounced from the game and the place went nuts
It was a fire never seen from Joe Torre's butt
But it's all good because it didn't really matter
Because we won the game with the very next batter!

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It's so late, Im lookin at the a m.
got mass in the morning kids cryin it's mayhem
my feet are propped up on this gucci bench
pulled my socks off to a chesse like stench
gotta write lyrics to get the album on point
you know the nomadics gonna own this joint
dust (the ultra-handsome) thinks he can beat me in ballin
split his wig with 3's the ambluance is calling
fake left fake right double pump those 3's
crossover to the goal as I break his knees
when I come to texas to record each hook
bring your ball, your shoes, and a blank notebook

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Yesterday was a day that was simply off the hook
You couldn't have wrote it better if you were writing a children's book
It started at 11 when I woke up and bathed
After I got out, afternoon prayer is what I prayed
My boy picked me up and we went to pick up some brew
Because we needed some of it at our barbeque
We got to the crib as our boy was on the grill
Cookin' up some grub meaner than Cruella Deville
There was ribs, dogs, burgers and some hickory-smoked chicken
Not to sound cliche, but my fingers got-a lickin'
We chilled in the pool, grubbin, brewin' and chattin'
Till about 5:00 when the thunder started clappin'
We moved to the pub where we watched a little tube
But we looked ridiculouse because we were still in our bathing-suits
We stayed at the pub till 1:33
All the while we were chillin, watchin' UFC
And when it was all said and done, and Ortiz got whacked
We paid the tab and went home to relax

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couldn't stay away just had to be back
i aint hit the road cause my name aint jack
the Holy Spiriy got me charged so i keep it on track
it's gotta be Him. by my nature? bro i haven't the knack
just me and the mic? sike! it'll come out crazy wack!
i'm soberly intoxocated, i'm higher than a pancake stack!

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[quote name='Seven77' post='1542012' date='May 25 2008, 07:05 PM']couldn't stay away just had to be back
i aint hit the road cause my name aint jack
the Holy Spiriy got me charged so i keep it on track
it's gotta be Him. by my nature? bro i haven't the knack
just me and the mic? sike! it'll come out crazy wack!
i'm soberly intoxocated, i'm higher than a pancake stack![/quote]

There's simply no way
That a singer can stay away
From using their skills
To correct our social ills

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So I'm rappin' by myself on the phorum tonight
Because all of the phamily is cuddled up real tight
Insomnia is keeping me bright-eyed and bleary
And my Taco Bell run is making my stomach quite weary
I'm wading through the final moments of Live Free or Die Hard
Bruce Willis is walking out of his car
This movie is cooler than some freshly-sliced bread
It's mad cool how McLane comes up with ways to make the bad-guys dead
He's thrown cars and 'copters, drove threw cargo like a trucker
Then makes a sarcastic comment, "Yippekaya Mother...."

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