Peta Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

[journeyman]

They could recycle some of their "former" flavor names:

Fresh Georgia Peach
Peanut Udder and Jelly
Peanut Udder Chocolate Chunk and on and on
Passionfruit sorbet
Cherry Amour

Would people buy flavors based on the hair color of the donor?
Blond Brownie Sundae

Mom's Malted Milk
(now is that malted like the chocolate balls, or the beer?)

Ms. Peta's Misspent Youth


Dust sounds like he's angling for chief of production in the Makin' Whoopie Pie flavor line

Already off the flavor list (precursor to this letter?) Bovinity Divinity

A "new" Wall Street flavor to be restored from the "dead list" Economic Crunch

[geetarplayer]

I wonder how increasing the demand for human milk would affect the dignity of motherhood and sexuality? I can't see it helping.

[Knight of the Holy Rosary]

I'm certain that Ben and Jerry's wouldn't do this...for many reason.

But...I think its worth metioning that if they did, they would never sell another pint of icecream...again.

[missionarybelle]

hahaha yea. i think consumption would come to a crashing and deafening halt.

so are we going to get some chik-fil-a cows wearing signs promoting ben and jerry's?

[Balthazor]

I was just thinking....


That a change to human milk would mean that ben and jerrys would have to change thier famous Ben and Jerry's cow logo to somthing else. Maybe the Saint Pauli girl would have to take on another client....

[Sarah_JC]

[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' post='1664260' date='Sep 26 2008, 02:14 PM'] Mom's Best.[/quote]

A ha ha!!!