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[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1668388' date='Oct 2 2008, 11:00 AM']I eat my peas with honey,
I've done so all my life.
While the honey makes the peas taste funny,
It helps them stick to the knife.[/quote]
My mother said this all of the time, when I was growing up!

She also sang

I don't want to get married,
I'm havin'to much fun,
I don't want to get tangled up with any certain one,
got alot of boyfriends,
treat 'em all the same,
to marry one and leave the rest,
would be a dirty shame!

She's been married to my dad for almost 60 years and they had 11 kids!

She was always full of stuff like this,.....there's one about a garden and worms???? I don't know??

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I am a single girl as happy as can be,
and I'm doing evereything my way and no one's stopping me.
Someday I'll change my evil ways but honey can't you see?
I'm a single girl, a workin' girl as happy as can be.

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[quote name='jckinsman' post='1669999' date='Oct 3 2008, 09:57 PM']She was always full of stuff like this,.....there's one about a garden and worms???? I don't know??[/quote]


This one?

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going to the garden to eat worms.

Long thin skinny ones
Big fat slimy ones
Ooey gooey gross and chewy worms!

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Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.

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Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
On the 18th of April in 75;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year...

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God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
We trust that the story
Will end in great glory,
But at present the other side's winning.

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[quote name='T-Bone _' post='1670225' date='Oct 4 2008, 12:11 PM']This one?

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going to the garden to eat worms.

Long thin skinny ones
Big fat slimy ones
Ooey gooey gross and chewy worms![/quote]
That is the one!!! YOU ROCK :smokey:

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[quote name='Autumn Dusk' post='1670469' date='Oct 4 2008, 08:23 PM']Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.[/quote]
I'm creeped!

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