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You Know You Are A Future Priest... (or Brother)


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I really like the "you know you are a future nun" topic, but I think it's more appropriate for me to start a new one for the discerning guys here :-) So: You know you are a future priest when -

-You're at the bar giving pep talks peppered with Scripture while inebriated. (A friend who now is a Brother used to do this on rare occasions. He became an amazing firebrand while intoxicated and c

- When you first meme you ever created was this: [img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27260486.jpg[/img]

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Brief hijack, but the underwear made me think of it:

I was at an event at the Franciscan Brothers Friary to meet and hear the vocation stories of the sisters. The when the sisters become cloistered, they will live where the brothers are now, and the brothers will move to what used to be the convent. So we got a tour of the soon to be cloister grounds with Mother as the guide. Well, the brothers had a wash day that day, and on the line was a double row of Franciscan underwear!!! Mother was SO embarrassed it was hilarious. She kind of stammered that the brothers KNEW there would be guests that day, so they must not mind. She told us to "think like nuns" (it was an all girl group), but she wouldn't take us past until I told her that we all had brothers.

Poor Mother. But it was pretty funny.

Hijack over. Resume.

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[quote name='Queen'sDaughter' timestamp='1341248276' post='2451497']
Brief hijack, but the underwear made me think of it:

I was at an event at the Franciscan Brothers Friary to meet and hear the vocation stories of the sisters. The when the sisters become cloistered, they will live where the brothers are now, and the brothers will move to what used to be the convent. So we got a tour of the soon to be cloister grounds with Mother as the guide. Well, the brothers had a wash day that day, and on the line was a double row of Franciscan underwear!!! Mother was SO embarrassed it was hilarious. She kind of stammered that the brothers KNEW there would be guests that day, so they must not mind. She told us to "think like nuns" (it was an all girl group), but she wouldn't take us past until I told her that we all had brothers.

Poor Mother. But it was pretty funny.

Hijack over. Resume.
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Bahahahaha! I love the Franciscan Brothers Minor! Father David Mary is a very mischievous man. Something tells me this was completely on purpose. :lol:

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-when your heart beats faster during consecration :heart:
-when you during your holidays change the customs the servers and the local parish have during Mass and nobody says anything about it, because they all think you will know it better.

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[quote name='Kylie Spinelli' timestamp='1341526159' post='2452648']
I don't get that one... explain??
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Aha! I am not the only person that didn't get it! I feel much better now. :saint:

It basically implies when you genuflect so much before the Blessed Sacrament the tip of your right shoe gets worn.

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[quote name='NonNovi' timestamp='1341533634' post='2452697']
Kylie, check post #37

Aha, so FP really didn't understand it :P
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I said I didn't. That is why I asked what that meant when you first posted it. :P

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