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Just For Laughs: Top Ten Rejected Religious Orders


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A post at Acts of the Apostasy that made me laugh: [url="http://actsoftheapostasy.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/top-ten-rejected-religious-orders/"]http://actsoftheapos...ligious-orders/[/url] (Even the comments are good.)

Here's the list he made:
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Fortunately, Vatican insiders have provided the AoftheA Rome Office a list of all the orders, societies and organizations that have been denied over the past twelve months. The intrepid staff whittled the list down to the Top Ten Rejected Religious Orders.[list=1]
[*]Canons Regular of the Congregation of Mr. Spock

[*]Order Of The Time Lords of High Holy Gallifrey

[*]Missionaries of the Perpetual Catholic Meme

[*]Order of Displaced Carmelites

[*]Congregation for the Elimination of the Designated Hitter Rule

[*]Missionary Servants of Patheos

[*]Sons and Daughters of Church Hall Bingo

[*]Catholic Foreign Mission Society of Liturgical Dancers Holding Incense Bowls

[*]Oblates of Giant Puppets

[*]St. Hedwig’s Order of the Phoenix
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[*]To continue the list...
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Sisters of Perpetual Discernment

I can't really think of much. Maybe the rest of you have better creative juices?

Oh, and the post has a little at the beginning that I didn't quote, so y'all might want to actually follow the link. (And, no, I'm not from the South. I just like the word y'all.)

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:hehe2:
We had the "Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance" in one topic. I was the foundress and we were dedicated to preventing the heresy of cheesecakeism.
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I hereby found the Brothers of Saint Michael's Media. Our mission is to spread the word of our beloved spiritual father Michael Voris and continue his work.

And yes, Emily, I am doing this simply because I find it really fun to get you going. :hehe:

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348818017' post='2487543']
I hereby found the Brothers of Saint Michael's Media. Our mission is to spread the word of our beloved spiritual father Michael Voris and continue his work.

And yes, Emily, I am doing this simply because I find it really fun to get you going. :hehe:
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:yellowcard:

That's strike 1.

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[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1348827050' post='2487555']
Fathers of the Hot Pink Cassocks
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This is their habit:

[img]http://www.matthewfsheehan.net/DisplayPages/Products/ProductImages/en_Choir-Cassock-355.jpg[/img]

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Mary's Margaret

Sisters of Perpetual Genuflection

(for those of us too old for entrance: once we're down, we can't get up)

edit: removing extraneous letters - we can't type either!)

Edited by Mary's Margaret
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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1348811372' post='2487522']
Am I the only one who read "Congregation for the Elimination of the Designated [b]Hitler[/b] Rule"?
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Nope, same here :)

To continue on the thought: the Friars of the Minor Moustache :hehe2:

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[quote name='Christina Thérèse' timestamp='1348810567' post='2487517']
Sisters of Perpetual Discernment
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH this one made me laugh the most rotfl

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Quaesivi Vultuum Tuum

[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1348833318' post='2487560']


This is their habit:

[img]http://www.matthewfsheehan.net/DisplayPages/Products/ProductImages/en_Choir-Cassock-355.jpg[/img]
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Hum hum, this habit still exist for 'prelat romain', I know a priest who is a one of this and who work for one of the pontifical congregation and he wear the same cassoks!

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[quote name='Quaesivi Vultuum Tuum' timestamp='1348865776' post='2487698']
Hum hum, this habit still exist for 'prelat romain', I know a priest who is a one of this and who work for one of the pontifical congregation and he wear the same cassoks!
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Hum hum, in the first place this is the cassock every bisshop is ought to wear during liturgy. Some other prelates or people with certain functions (like masters of ceremony of a bisshop) also have the privilege to wear the great purple.

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