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Just For Laughs: Top Ten Rejected Religious Orders


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ChristinaTherese

[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1349649918' post='2491024']
Sure. They'll be the NASA Sisters of the Floating Eucharist.
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I've run out of props (for the first time), but that's fantastic. rotfl

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Catholicterp7

[quote name='DiscerningCatholic' timestamp='1349494578' post='2490569']
The Congregation of Sister Chalice Chippers of the Broken Ciborium.




















































:|


Bad.
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I need to join this order. I am SUCH a klutz, it's perfect for me. :P
JMJ+ :heart:

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Sister Survivors of the Ripped Habit............

Sisters of the Frequently Glued Statue.........

Congregation of the Adorers of the Ugliest Plaster Crib Baby....... (there are some NASTY ones around!)

Most Holy Cleaners of the Food Encrusted Scapular.

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DiscerningCatholic

The White-Habited Sisters of the Most Holy Tide-to-Go Pen.































Hanging out with Dominicans has its side effects. One being numerous jokes about Tide-to-Go pens. Talk to me about it sometime. :hehe2:

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  • 3 weeks later...

[quote name='DiscerningCatholic' timestamp='1351179331' post='2497537']
Bumping!

The Sister Sighers of the Boring Homily
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:hehe2:

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I don't think that the chalice chipping was because being klutzy.... ;) My former youth minister always joked around about being a Chalice Chipper because her husband left seminary (after prayerful discernment!!) to be with her! hahha

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Daughters of Divine Locks of Love (take off from Daughters of Divine Love :j)


Carmelites of the Most Sacred Art of Cleaning Los Angeles (spiritually and materially)


Dominican Nuns of Perpetual Rosary Making

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[quote name='Chiquitunga' timestamp='1351184926' post='2497566']
Daughters of Divine Locks of Love (take off from Daughters of Divine Love :j)


Carmelites of the Most Sacred Art of Cleaning Los Angeles (spiritually and materially)


Dominican Nuns of Perpetual Rosary Making
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The last one might actually work. I know there is the Dominican Nuns of the Perpetual Rosary. It only makes sense that they make rosaries, too! :hehe2:

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I have a few more funnies:

Sisters of the Tarnished Tabernacle

Fathers of the Stinky Incense

Monks of the Botched Tonsure

Dominican Sisters of Heartburn

Passionists of the Sacred Fashion

Sisters of the Perpetual Hosiery (those darned tights!)

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DiscerningCatholic

[quote name='the171' timestamp='1351182530' post='2497556']
I don't think that the chalice chipping was because being klutzy.... ;) My former youth minister always joked around about being a Chalice Chipper because her husband left seminary (after prayerful discernment!!) to be with her! hahha
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LOL, I know! I was using it in a literal sense. xD

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[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1351192507' post='2497636']
I have a few more funnies:

Sisters of the Tarnished Tabernacle

Fathers of the Stinky Incense

Monks of the Botched Tonsure

Dominican Sisters of Heartburn

Passionists of the Sacred Fashion

Sisters of the Perpetual Hosiery (those darned tights!)
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:lol:

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