Bombay Manor

[Byzantine]

Here we shall write of the great adventures of our very own Dr. Bombay. It was Lil Red's idea. Or at least she gave me the inspiration for it.

[Byzantine]

I will begin:

 

It was raining as Dr. Bombay walked home from an exhausting day working with the "Bomb Squad," as his team of superheroes was called. Among these great superheroes, his very bestest friend was The Byzantine Bandit, who wasn't really part of the Bomb Squad but hung out a lot with them anyway. He was a cool guy. But anyway, "Bambi," as his friends called him, was working on the latest problem to show up.

Edited June 25, 2013 by Byzantine

[Dr. Bombay]

Like most problems, she was a blonde.  But the kind of problem one solved slowly, over a fine dinner with a nice wine.

[Lil Red]

needs more gore. And Bruce Campbell. 

[Anastasia13]

Don't forget, I am the gorgeous woman with red/brown hair who wins his heart.

[Nihil Obstat]

Don't forget, I am the gorgeous woman with red/brown hair who wins his heart.

I like this story already. :like3: Reminds me of my Secret Pasts thread, which I will now resurrect.

[Anastasia13]

I like this story already. :like3: Reminds me of my Secret Pasts thread, which I will now resurrect.

 

We never did put Winnie's adult modeling in there.

[Byzantine]

As the Nihilator and the Armenian discussed their strange plans, and Lil the Red complained about the lack of violence in the story, suddenly ninjas appeared!

[Nihil Obstat]

And the ninjas were ponies! :shock:

 

[Byzantine]

The Nihilator and the Byzantine Bandit, being bronies, were easily able to smooth things over. However, that still left the fact that Dr. Bombay was sitting by the fireside in a very gloomy mood because of his problem.

[ChristinaTherese]

Also, Dr. Bombay's insistence that the ponies were illuminati and going to corrupt them all made for a very strained relationship between him and the Nihilator and Bandit, as well as some very odd conversations. Because of these conversations, nobody noticed when more ninjas arrived.

ETA: And because the friendship in the group was strained (the Nihilator and the Bandit trying to show Dr. Bombay how he was wrong, Dr. Bombay struggling to show the danger to the bronies, and the others considering departure or choosing sides of the argument), it was much more difficult to handle this new wave of bandit ponies.

Edited June 25, 2013 by Christina Thérèse

[Dr. Bombay]

"Huh," thought Dr. Bombay.  "I could have sworn I was enjoying a fine dinner with an attractive blonde just a moment ago.  Where did all these adolescent males and smelly equines come from?"

[Nihil Obstat]

I am (barely) post-adolescent, thank you very much. :|

[Byzantine]

As the Nihilator and Dr. Bombay argue like teenagers over the Nihilator's level of maturity, the Bandit wandered off as was his wont when they began arguing. He found himself out in the garden where he had first stumbled into Bombay Manor and began reminiscing how he had become friends with the Bomb Squad. He also kind of wondered where his old friends were.

[LittleWaySoul]

As the Nihilator and Dr. Bombay argue like teenagers over the Nihilator's level of maturity, the Bandit wandered off as was his wont when they began arguing. He found himself out in the garden where he had first stumbled into Bombay Manor and began reminiscing how he had become friends with the Bomb Squad. He also kind of wondered where his old friends were.

"I wonder how Mary's Maiden is doing?" the Bandit thought, remembering the beautiful young girl in his trio of Catholic Crime-Fighters from back in the day. "And the Roman Rampager? Where did he go anyway? And why doesn't he live in the land of Phatmassia with us?"

Edited June 25, 2013 by LittleWaySoul

[LittleWaySoul]

SUDDENLY, a perky brown-haired young girl popped out of the bushes! "Hey Byz!" she said.

 

"Who are you?" the Bandit wondered aloud.

 

"I'm Mary's Maiden, of course! This is my alias, Lily Soul! [an attempt to mimic my screen name] This is how I look to the majority of people on the planet. I suppose I should have shown you what I look like outside of our heresy-fighting jaunts from all those years ago." She shrugged.

[Dr. Bombay]

I am (barely) post-adolescent, thank you very much. :|

 

Compared to an Illuminati Pony, perhaps.  Compared to a normal human, you are totally adolescent.  QED

 

As Dr. Bombay pwnd Nihil, the blonde fell even more in love with him.  Females were powerless in the face of the good doctor's charm and mystique.

[Byzantine]

Meanwhile, the Bandit was kind of curious as to how Double M had found him... and why. They had parted ways a very long time ago. He remembered leaving her and the Roman Rampager, and not a day had gone by when he didn't miss them. But he had had to leave, for their good as much as his. He'd made them promise not to look for him, unless...

 

Looking in her eyes, he knew one of his worst fears was true. Leading her back into the house, he hit the button to raise the alarm.

Edited June 26, 2013 by Byzantine

[Dr. Bombay]

And the hounds were released.  The ponies and adolescent males scattered like a French cavalry retreating before....well, anyone.

 

Later, at the Hall of Justice....

[Nihil Obstat]

And the hounds were released.  The ponies and adolescent males scattered like a French cavalry retreating before....well, anyone.

 

Later, at the Hall of Justice....

Later, at the Hall of Justice, Bambi relaxed in his pink tiger-striped tank, smoking a cigar and reflecting on life's simple pleasures, such as pink tiger-striped tanks, cigars, whisky, and kpop.