Cure of Ars Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Why did you pick who you picked? Did I leave any super loser out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inDEED Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 HAHAHA!!! This poll RULES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Here are the following reasons that I picked the loser superheroes that I did. The Greatest American Hero Well some aliens gave him a suit and he lost the instruction manual. Well this is his excuse that he tells everyone. The real problem is that this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time. He always conveniently figures out some trick with his little red suit but he never gets better with his little outfit. On the 4 of July this poll is not really fair. Who is going to be heartless enough to vote against him on American’s Independence Day when he is the greatest American hero? Aquaman Well his powers only work under water. How many evils villains do you know trying to take over the ocean? Because of this he has a hard time finding work. He tried to make it at a freak show circus act as an escape artists. After two hours under water fiddling with the lock it kind of lost the dramatic affect. Later I heared he became an alcoholic and joined the Canadian Olympic synchronized swimming team. He had to give this up as well when a team member almost died trying to synchronize with Aquman laying passed out on the bottom of the pool. He now works as a medium talking to people's gold fish. At least he found his nich. Robin To be blunt he is too girly to be a super hero. Maybe when he hits puberty he wont be such a loser. But I guess Batman feels sorry for him so what you going to do. Iceman Well this guy can only work during the winter because he will melt. So most of the time he is up on the north poll hanging out with frosty. What a loser. She-Hulk Boy this little lady has a huge fan base. She appeals to steroid pumping female body builders but besides this who can relate? To me this is a demented ploy by radical feminists. To better have her relate to the female population I think she should be known for a female traits instead of her manliness. I propose that she be referred to as the Incredible Womb from here on out. The Incredible Womb has the amazing ability of having a 5-minute gestation duration when she is mad. Man, think of the potential. Popping out hundreds of little hulks. Man the bad guys don't stand a chance. Dare Devil I don’t want to be too politically incorrect but sorry he's blind. What's next Quadriplegic Man…”don’t mess or I’ll bite”…Leprosy Man…”don’t make me rip off my arm and beat you with it”…or The H-I-V Avenger…go ahead give me a bloody nose, I’ll give you the gift that keeps on giving. Captain planet He has a mullet. I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Captain Planet tries to take pollution down to zero! He's the best! I'm not american, so am able to vote down "the greatest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Cure, you are absolutely hysterical! I think I would have to agree with you on all of your points about said "superheroes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musturde Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 (edited) Captain Planet would really help Texas. I mean he has green hair, how cool is that! Edited July 4, 2003 by musturde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Captain Planet tries to take pollution down to zero! He's the best! I'm not american, so am able to vote down "the greatest" Zero pollution means no carbon dioxide. No carbon dioxide means no plants. No plants means no people. If you follow the logic Captain Planet is evil. Plus I like the sunsets that a good pollution haze makes. B) Hay musturde and God Conquers did you guys have mullets in the 80's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I don't think Musturde can be held responsible if he did have a mullet in the 80's. He would have only been like 3, it would have been his mom or dad's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Conquers Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 HAHA! So true! I WISH I had a mullet, I was too young, and my hair, too supple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Two of my brothers had mullets for awhile. They were born in 85 and 86. I think Mama decided their hair needed cutting after my uncle's girlfriend put their hair in ponytails... I'm not sure, though, so don't quote me on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure of Ars Posted July 5, 2003 Author Share Posted July 5, 2003 I don't think Musturde can be held responsible if he did have a mullet in the 80's. He would have only been like 3, it would have been his mom or dad's fault. Boy I guess that did not pass the Musturde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsThespianChic Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Oh come on...She-Hulk?? That's soooo unoriginal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 carp. I would have voted for Captain Planet, but I was thinking of Space Ghost. I should not vote so late... Dare Devil I don’t want to be too politically incorrect but sorry he's blind. What's next Quadriplegic Man…”don’t mess or I’ll bite”…Leprosy Man…”don’t make me rip off my arm and beat you with it”…or The H-I-V Avenger…go ahead give me a bloody nose, I’ll give you the gift that keeps on giving. Wow, the Cure is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformationNow Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 C'mon guys, She-Hulk is definitely the worst of the bunch. Who said Robin is girly? Robin totally kicks tail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Posted July 5, 2003 Share Posted July 5, 2003 Well, most of these people wear tights, and they're not playing shakespeare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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