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Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."


hehe now i got it.

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sorry i keep posting here but this one is really good!!!!!!!1

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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The five most stolen items in a drugstore are batteries, cosmetics, film, sunglasses, and, get this, Preparation H. Apparently people are just too embarrassed to purchase the last item. And, just in case you are curious, one of Preparation H's main ingredient is shark liver oil. The oil not only helps shrink hemorrhoids, but will shrink any tissue. As a result, many older women in Florida use the stuff to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles!

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='traichuoi' date='Apr 26 2004, 11:47 PM'] As a result, many older women in Florida use the stuff to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles!

:hehe: :read: [/quote]
Beauty contestants do that, too... under the eyes... yuck.

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Kilroy the Ninja

darn, since the human head thing is already taken....

all I know is USEFUL information..... :P

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One in every five miles of the Eisenhower Interstate System is straight for landing planes in times of war or emergency

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Toys R Us was originally called the "Children's Supermart."
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles.
There is one slot machine for every 8 inhabitants in Las Vegas.
Ted Danson once appeared in a TV commercial as a package of lemon chiffon pie mix.
There are 132 Hawaiian islands.
The country of Tonga once issued a stamp shaped like a banana.
Norway consumes more Mexican food than any other European nation.
The legal drinking age drinking age comes from the 13th century when men where knighted at age 21.
There are as many molecules in 1 teaspoon of water as there are teaspoons of water in the Atlantic.

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All the Krispy Kreme donut stores collectively could make a doughnut stack as high as the Empire State Building in only 2 minutes.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Lil Red Devil' date='Apr 27 2004, 12:57 PM'] All the Krispy Kreme donut stores collectively could make a doughnut stack as high as the Empire State Building in only 2 minutes. [/quote]
Mmmm... Krispy Kreme... :drool:

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Ash Wednesday

A sphere of plutonium no larger than an orange generates 18 kilotons of power. (Almost twice the amount of power in the Nagasaki bombing.)

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

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