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I've given up at this point, resigned as I am to a life of celibacy.

I will say this, though. "Will you be my girlfriend?" never worked for me.

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Thy Geekdom Come

"You've got the loveliest scapular-brown eyes..."

"Chris Padgett likes to call NFP 'procreation with reckless abandonment;' what do you think about God's plan for sex?"

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[quote name='Thumper' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:08 PM']Hey, baby . . . wanna give me something to confess?
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That one works on me every time.

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:05 PM']"You've got the loveliest scapular-brown eyes..."
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:lol: I would soo crack up if a guy used that on me! But I like goofy humor, so it might just work... :lol_roll:

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[quote name='Sojourner' date='Oct 17 2005, 05:10 PM']That one works on me every time.
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Your tabernacle or mine?




















*Has sinking sense of racking up purgatory points.*

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[quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:13 PM']"Do you think that Theology of the Body demands that Catholics exercise everyday?"
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I do. Sometimes multiple times in one day.

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[quote name='Sojourner' date='Oct 17 2005, 05:15 PM']I do. Sometimes multiple times in one day.
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I'm absolutely surprised how many Catholics think that...I'm really beginning to think it must follow from our theology.

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"Hey baby, you got Mass appeal."

"Hey baby, is it a sin that you stole my heart?"

"Hey baby, Catholics don't shake hands -- Catholic gotta hug!"

And my favorite:

"Hey baby, nice rosary -- now how 'bout we go get some barbecue and get busy?" :D:

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1337 k4th0l1x0r

I lost my copy of Theology of the Body. Can I look at yours?
Nice rosary, wanna pray?
I love Jesus and Jesus loves you, so by the transitive property of mathemtaics I love you.
Can I borrow your rosary? I'm going to say a novena for meeting the girl of my dreams.

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