theculturewarrior Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I've given up at this point, resigned as I am to a life of celibacy. I will say this, though. "Will you be my girlfriend?" never worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 "You've got the loveliest scapular-brown eyes..." "Chris Padgett likes to call NFP 'procreation with reckless abandonment;' what do you think about God's plan for sex?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Hey, baby . . . wanna give me something to confess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Thumper' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:08 PM']Hey, baby . . . wanna give me something to confess? [right][snapback]761542[/snapback][/right] [/quote] That one works on me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetpea316 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:05 PM']"You've got the loveliest scapular-brown eyes..." [right][snapback]761536[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I would soo crack up if a guy used that on me! But I like goofy humor, so it might just work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Oct 17 2005, 05:10 PM']That one works on me every time. [right][snapback]761544[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Your tabernacle or mine? *Has sinking sense of racking up purgatory points.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 "Do you think that Theology of the Body demands that Catholics exercise everyday?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 The fastest way to pick up a girl: befriend her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojourner Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Raphael' date='Oct 17 2005, 04:13 PM']"Do you think that Theology of the Body demands that Catholics exercise everyday?" [right][snapback]761552[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I do. Sometimes multiple times in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Might Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Confess here often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theculturewarrior Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 EDIT: That was just wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [quote name='Sojourner' date='Oct 17 2005, 05:15 PM']I do. Sometimes multiple times in one day. [right][snapback]761557[/snapback][/right] [/quote] I'm absolutely surprised how many Catholics think that...I'm really beginning to think it must follow from our theology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 "Hey baby, you got Mass appeal." "Hey baby, is it a sin that you stole my heart?" "Hey baby, Catholics don't shake hands -- Catholic gotta hug!" And my favorite: "Hey baby, nice rosary -- now how 'bout we go get some barbecue and get busy?" : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 k4th0l1x0r Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I lost my copy of Theology of the Body. Can I look at yours? Nice rosary, wanna pray? I love Jesus and Jesus loves you, so by the transitive property of mathemtaics I love you. Can I borrow your rosary? I'm going to say a novena for meeting the girl of my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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