Jaime Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Since the my freakishly large head has come up in several threads, (thanks Hsmom) I thought it might be entertaining to bring out the old Johnny Carson bit. * I'll start hot stuff's head is so big How big is it? Its so big, it causes erroneous reports of solar eclipses. Its just that simple. Now its your turn * Explanation of Johnny Carson: In a long ago time before you were born, televisions only had three channels (No I'm not kidding! You can google it). And while the screens were small as an Ipod screen, the tvs weighed several thousand pounds and could not be moved. During this dark period history, there was a man named "Johnny Carson" who had the only late night talk show. Perhaps because there wasn't any competition (only three channels) or perhaps because he was a very funny man, Carson was extraordinarily popular. He would often have major stars on like Dom Deluise (google it) Burt Convey (google it) and Charro (google coochie cooochie) to entertain us nightly. He also created comedy bits like the one above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zabbazooey Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I love the explanation of Johnny Carson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Dec 5 2005, 04:34 PM']...Charro (google coochie cooochie)... [right][snapback]812384[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Actually, I recommend NOT googling that. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I thought this was Gene Rayburn's bit, Bighead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hot stuff's head is so ginoromous... he can play the three-headed knight all by himself... Okay, that's dumb... I've been painting, blame the fumes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hot stuff's head is so big, he models jack o lanterns for extra cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philothea Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hot stuff's head is so big, that small birds are sucked into orbit around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 5 2005, 03:59 PM']I thought this was Gene Rayburn's bit, Bighead... [right][snapback]812415[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Your average sized cranium is confused. Gene Rayburn would have things like "If his head were any bigger, it would be mistaken for a {blank}. That's Gene Rayburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hot stuff's head is soooo big ... he tips over when he walks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 [quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Dec 5 2005, 05:16 PM']hot stuff's head is soooo big ... he tips over when he walks... [right][snapback]812435[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Hehe...hot stuff the top-heavy bobblehead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Dec 5 2005, 04:15 PM']Your average sized cranium is confused. Gene Rayburn would have things like "If his head were any bigger, it would be mistaken for a {blank}. That's Gene Rayburn. [right][snapback]812434[/snapback][/right] [/quote] Yeah, he might have said that or he might have said, Dumb Donald's head is so big... Audiance: How big is it? It's so big, Dumb Dora mistook it for a (blank) Then Nipsy Russell, Bret Summers, Charles Nelson Riley, Fanny Flag, Richard Dawson and Betty White would all write down sometime stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photosynthesis Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 wow... this is all is definitely before my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 (edited) [quote]Yeah, he might have said that or he might have said, Dumb Donald's head is so big... Audiance: How big is it? It's so big, Dumb Dora mistook it for a (blank) Then Nipsy Russell, Bret Summers, Charles Nelson Riley, Fanny Flag, Richard Dawson and Betty White would all write down sometime stupid...[/quote] Sigh I can never win with you. Edited December 5, 2005 by jaime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 [quote name='hot stuff' date='Dec 5 2005, 04:23 PM']Sigh I can never win with you. [right][snapback]812446[/snapback][/right] [/quote] You can beat me in a big head contest any day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 blast, where's the smiley of the exploding head...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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