styx chyx Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Ah Brother Adam, so so soooooo funny!!! I had to ring everyone I know and share those...hilarious!!! Some ancient proverbs: Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who eat many prunes get run for money. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fluffy air extraction in church sit in own pew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Punk Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 What do you call 2 men up beside the window? Kurt and Rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaelia Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Punk Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I have more where that came from!!!!! What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Punk Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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goldbug16 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 [quote name='cmotherofpirl' post='924473' date='Mar 27 2006, 09:01 PM'] A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!) A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. [/quote] Those are Jolly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
journeyman Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Do visual puns count? [img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tbr/lowres/tbrn190l.jpg[/img] Found this one while trying to find the other one [img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gcu/lowres/gcun36l.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargirl3:16 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug. What do you call a guy who doesn't have a shovel in his head? Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/TransmissionNOTHING/comic.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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