traichuoi Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 this may have been posted before but i find it apporpriate for this week... Here's some funny Catholic pick-up lines. 1. I lost my copy of Theology of the Body...can I read yours? 2. Can you please say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life. 3. Who's your favorite saint? Mine is St. Valentine, patron of lovers. 4. How 'bout you and I write "Theology of the Booty?" 5. If I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery. 6. You know, it's kind of noisy in here...the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place. 7. It's never too early to start praying for our children. 8. I've got two tickets to see Matt Maher. 9. I lost my rosary; can I use your fingers? 10. (Guy to girl) Excuse me--I think you have one of my ribs. 11. I bet I can guess your confirmation name. 12. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes. 13. Hail Mary full of grace…I see an angel face to face! 14. Confess here often? 15. Thank you Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuCa Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 HA thats funny because me and my friends were trying to think up some Catholic pick up lines the other day "Let's unsolve this mystery and go pray some Mysteries" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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God Conquers Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Yes! I love this one: How 'bout you and I write "Theology of the Booty?" Here's my personal fave: "I don't pray in tongues, but I kiss that way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjtina Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 From the Curt Jester! My guardian angel thinks your cute! Your pilgrimage or mine? My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out? Didn't I see your face on a holy card somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 (edited) I like that glorious mystery one. and this one [quote name='jmjtina' post='1186675' date='Feb 6 2007, 06:22 PM'] I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?[/quote] smooth as holy chrism Edited February 7, 2007 by Didymus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudette Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Man, these are awesome! Catholics are so cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleflower+JMJ Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 lol stunning scapular eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote]If I had a rosary bead for every time I thought of you, I'd have a glorious mystery. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldbug16 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote name='littleflower+JMJ' post='1186755' date='Feb 6 2007, 08:39 PM'] lol stunning scapular eyes! [/quote] I liked that one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 say.. why don't you come to my house, and we can watch EWTN together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightofChrist Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [quote name='traichuoi' post='117174' date='Feb 10 2004, 01:17 PM'] this may have been posted before but i find it apporpriate for this week... [/quote] How bout "Once you go Vatican you cant go back again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franciscanheart Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 we were talking about these at bookclub not too long ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2BCatholic139 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Here was one I picked up my boyfriend... "Hey! How is the weather in Florida today? It is 100 degrees here in Minnesota." Haha!! We have been dating for 6 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldbug16 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Confess here often?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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