Justin86 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 [url="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=related"]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&...feature=related[/url] Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicemary Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Now that is funny!! Loved it and great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StColette Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 ROFL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 That brightened my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisChildForever Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I kept a telemarketer on the phone once for over half an hour - towards the end I was giving him tips on how to better sell his product. He was very grateful...my parents had to pry the phone out of my hand when they got home from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle_eye222001 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Well, if the telemarketer is female, you could always try this route: "I'm sorry, but I don't discuss matters like this over the phone, but I would be willing to discuss this over dinner. Tell me, are you single, good-looking, and still a virgin?" Edited October 8, 2008 by Norseman82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I usually just hand the phone over to the nieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 lol, nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Another classic pulled on Mitt Romney: [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGf87FDN9L0&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGf87FDN9L0&NR=1[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prose Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I have put a telemarketer on hold all through dinner once. I am not sure how long he held on, but he was gone by the time we were done eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 My dad has done some pretty funny things with telemarketers. Sometimes I had to run to the bathroom because I would almost wet myself from laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icelandic_iceskater Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 my boss is always messing with telemarketers. he'll sit there have a conversation with them for half an hour or so, before telling em he's not interested and hanging up on em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 [quote name='Norseman82' post='1672727' date='Oct 8 2008, 12:47 PM']Well, if the telemarketer is female, you could always try this route: "I'm sorry, but I don't discuss matters like this over the phone, but I would be willing to discuss this over dinner. Tell me, are you single, good-looking, and still a virgin?"[/quote] That's classic~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I always just ask for their home phone number and tell them I will call them back at home to talk about their product when they get off work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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