mcts Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 what do you call a cow that was struck by lightening? Well done. (we had a cow get hit by lightening [stupid thing was standing near an electric fence under a tree] and so that's where that one came from... ) What did God say to St. Lawrence(roasted alive)? Well done, my good and faithful servant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christie_M Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 [quote name='missionseeker' post='1870726' date='May 18 2009, 10:43 PM']what do you call a cow that was struck by lightening? Well done. (we had a cow get hit by lightening [stupid thing was standing near an electric fence under a tree] and so that's where that one came from... ) What did God say to St. Lawrence(roasted alive)? Well done, my good and faithful servant.[/quote] ok, those were funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Where was soda invented? Minnesota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcts Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 How were vegetables involved in Frankenstein's monster? they made him green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What do you call a boomerang that does not work? A stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilde Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 [quote name='Noel's angel' post='1870409' date='May 19 2009, 12:51 AM']Why am I having a good giggle?[/quote] I'm sorry. The reason I thought of it when I thought of bad jokes is that it's the standard kid's joke everyone knows. The funny thing is, none of the kids get the pun, they just think it's funny he turned into ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 [quote name='mcts' post='1871059' date='May 19 2009, 02:05 PM']why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 what do you get when you cross Santa Clause with stale cookies? a really bad punch line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 four out of five people make up 80% of the population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scardella Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Mom: Why are you eating sugar cubes? Son: I wanted to know what it was like to eat a square meal for once in my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcts Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) nevermind. i had a better idea. Edited May 20, 2009 by mcts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ◦What happens when two snails fight? ◦They slug it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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