Selah Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 State farm is there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1741130' date='Jan 1 2009, 09:37 PM']State farm is there... [/quote] Unless you have a hurricane claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saint Therese Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Or if you "accidentally" burn down your own house. With gasoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy me Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 That would be a tough one to prove. Better hire Catherine to represent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Catherine, would you represent me if I burned down my own house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1741174' date='Jan 1 2009, 09:56 PM']Catherine, would you represent me if I burned down my own house?[/quote] I never lost a case. I never took a case I knew I couldn't win, and I'm not sure I could even get a nun off from burning down their own house. We'd have to prove that you'd spilled some grease or oil on the rug, and were just trying to clean it with the gas. It's much easier to run a bug bomb and forget to turn off the pilot light. That one I could win, and sue the bug bomb company. I've always wanted to retire to a beach somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' post='1741207' date='Jan 1 2009, 11:38 PM']I never lost a case. I never took a case I knew I couldn't win, and I'm not sure I could even get a nun off from burning down their own house. We'd have to prove that you'd spilled some grease or oil on the rug, and were just trying to clean it with the gas. It's much easier to run a bug bomb and forget to turn off the pilot light. That one I could win, and sue the bug bomb company. I've always wanted to retire to a beach somewhere.[/quote] You're my hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='Saint Therese' post='1741211' date='Jan 1 2009, 10:45 PM']You're my hero! [/quote] Just remember that I haven't had a license in many years. I'm not sure I'd remember where the court house is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' post='1741152' date='Jan 1 2009, 11:49 PM']Unless you have a hurricane claim.[/quote] hah. pretty much. then it's your fault for living there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='CatherineM' post='1741239' date='Jan 2 2009, 01:38 AM']Just remember that I haven't had a license in many years. I'm not sure I'd remember where the court house is.[/quote] psshhhh!!! Neither did Vinny in "My Cousin Vinny" and that worked out fine. If/When I get arrested, I'm hiring you. I can't pay in "money" but I can pay in appreciation I have no money Well, I mean I do, but it gots ta go towards stuff. Stupid stuff, like "food" and "Shelter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 State Farm also blames you when you get in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, who crossed into your lane of travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='T-Bone _' post='1741522' date='Jan 2 2009, 02:59 PM']State Farm also blames you when you get in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, who crossed into your lane of travel.[/quote] They never claimed to [i]be[/i] a good neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone _ Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [quote name='Paddington' post='1741527' date='Jan 2 2009, 12:03 PM']They never claimed to [i]be[/i] a good neighbor.[/quote] Yeah, but that goes beyond being merely not-good, and goes into the realm of being a Satanic nieghbor who kidnaps your cats to use in thier midnight rituals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Therese Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 [quote name='T-Bone _' post='1741531' date='Jan 2 2009, 02:06 PM']Yeah, but that goes beyond being merely not-good, and goes into the realm of being a Satanic nieghbor who kidnaps your cats to use in thier midnight rituals.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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