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Patron Saint Of Getting The Girl You Like


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I know St. Catherine of Alexandria is the patron Saint for women trying to find a husband, but who is the patron Saint of a guy trying to get the girl he likes?

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Mr_Private_Person

Invent one!

Then market it to the populace as a whole, with a great story of why you need to pray to a certain saint, and see how many people believe you!

You could sell prayer cards and make lots of money.

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St. Raphael the Arc Angel from the Book of Tobit in scripture is the patron saint of finding a spouse. He helped Tobit out and he could help you too.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='Mr_Private_Person' post='1745965' date='Jan 8 2009, 06:50 AM'][mod]Deleted. --Era Might[/mod][/quote]
I'm actually a fan of Clint Eastwood rather than Chuck Norris.
It's nice to be counter-culture. ;) :))


Guys, we're all missing the bigger issue here! The fact is that no girl worth going out with could resist a rosary. Let them 'accidentaly' see you whip out your rosary for a couple minutes some day. They just won't be able to resist. :lol_roll:

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Snowflake3981

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1745987' date='Jan 8 2009, 09:50 AM']Guys, we're all missing the bigger issue here! The fact is that no girl worth going out with could resist a rosary. Let them 'accidentaly' see you whip out your rosary for a couple minutes some day. They just won't be able to resist. :lol_roll:[/quote]

As a woman devoted to the Holy Rosary, I think that would definately work on me! A man praying the Rosary is so dreamy. :love:

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The one pump wonder

[quote name='Mr_Private_Person' post='1745965' date='Jan 8 2009, 07:50 AM'][mod]Deleted. --Era Might[/mod][/quote]

are you kidding me! [mod]Edited for language. --Era Might[/mod] You should talk with more respect. Im not even a girl. But you talk as if one of Gods creatures is an object. Thats not even funny!

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1745987' date='Jan 8 2009, 07:50 AM']Guys, we're all missing the bigger issue here! The fact is that no girl worth going out with could resist a rosary. Let them 'accidentaly' see you whip out your rosary for a couple minutes some day. They just won't be able to resist. :lol_roll:[/quote]

Acctually, I'm instatnly drawn to a guy who show's some form of religion, especially a rosary!

:mellow:

you could deffinatly try that

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[quote name='Mr_Private_Person' post='1745683' date='Jan 7 2009, 11:29 PM']Invent one!

Then market it to the populace as a whole, with a great story of why you need to pray to a certain saint, and see how many people believe you!

You could sell prayer cards and make lots of money.[/quote]

you never answered me in the other thread,
are you a demon ?

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[quote name='Delivery Boy' post='1747074' date='Jan 9 2009, 03:54 AM']you never answered me in the other thread,
are you a demon ?[/quote]
+J.M.J.+
he won't be answering :lol: ;)

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How about the christian saint of getting the woman you need?

I like Madonna, but I can't imagine a saint leading me in her direction.

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i'm with tinyt on this one, i've always known Saint Raphael as the one for us guys. he carries a sword, beats up on the devil and his gang...

what more could you ask for? i'm sure his suave self can help you out!

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[quote name='ilovechrist' post='1752871' date='Jan 16 2009, 09:43 AM']i'm with tinyt on this one, i've always known Saint Raphael as the one for us guys. he carries a sword, beats up on the devil and his gang...

what more could you ask for? i'm sure his suave self can help you out![/quote]
If he came by today to help somebody, do you think he'd look like James Bond? ;) :saint:

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[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1753506' date='Jan 17 2009, 12:48 AM']If he came by today to help somebody, do you think he'd look like James Bond? ;) :saint:[/quote]

if he did, would we recognize him--or merely cast him as the new Bond? :smokey:

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