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eagle_eye222001

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What would be his opening move?

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He would convince his opponent that peace is the better course of action and all pieces would cooperate for a better wrold upon the board.

chess is a war game after all.

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[quote name='Christie_M' post='1765504' date='Jan 29 2009, 02:34 AM']Check Mate
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Hmmmmmmmm. It's impossible to get checkmate in one move. Then again....it is God. Seems like a reasonable answer. :)

[quote name='Jesus_lol' post='1765510' date='Jan 29 2009, 02:54 AM']Tactical Nuclear Strike[/quote]

God institute a tactical nuclear strike? I dunno. I am going to have to go with no on this one. :mellow:

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1765587' date='Jan 29 2009, 09:04 AM']his eye would twitch, causing all of his opponents peaces would turn to dust.[/quote]

Another "nuclear strike" option? Would God really do that?

[quote name='Didacus' post='1765672' date='Jan 29 2009, 11:48 AM']He would convince his opponent that peace is the better course of action and all pieces would cooperate for a better wrold upon the board.

chess is a war game after all.[/quote]

Another interesting answer. Problem is the game of chess doesn't leave much room for peace. Although both players can agree to a draw at any point in the game. Pretty decent answer.


My original idea was whether God would move one of the pawns or bring a knight out, but I see others have been thinking outside the board!

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[quote name='rachael' post='1765735' date='Jan 29 2009, 01:48 PM']he'd die of boredom. :mellow:[/quote]

[size=7]WHAT??????????????????????????????????[/size] :annoyed:

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[quote name='rachael' post='1765742' date='Jan 29 2009, 01:56 PM']:hehe:[/quote]

[size=1]Your answer fails logically, and theologically. [/size] [size=7]Cuz, I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I'M PRETTY [color="#FFC0CB"]&#@#%)^ [/color]SURE THAT GOD CAN"T DIE. CUZ IF HE CAN< ALL OF CHRISTIANITY GOES DOWN THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

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[quote name='eagle_eye222001' post='1765754' date='Jan 29 2009, 03:09 PM'][size=1]Your answer fails logically, and theologically. [/size] [size=7]Cuz, I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I'M PRETTY [color="#FFC0CB"]&#@#%)^ [/color]SURE THAT GOD CAN"T DIE. CUZ IF HE CAN< ALL OF CHRISTIANITY GOES DOWN THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/quote]
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[color="#FF0000"][Edited by moderator due to...well, you can use your imagination.][/color]

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