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"For it is honorable for a man to consume as many Gummi Bears as possible in one day; this is in accord with the covenant that God hath made with man through his servant Abraham on Mt. Sinai."
Photius, 880 AD.
This is in direct contrast to Western teaching. It is taught that the filioque is one of the main causes of the schism, however, the Gummioque is the main underlying cause.

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I thought the dispute between East and West was focused upon whether one should eat warm gummi bears (Eastern practice) and room temperature gummi bears (Western practice).

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[quote name='Apotheoun' post='1779400' date='Feb 12 2009, 01:18 AM']I thought the dispute between East and West was focused upon whether one should eat warm gummi bears (Eastern practice) and room temperature gummi bears (Western practice).[/quote]
The quantity, temperature, and also colour of the gummi bears are all part of the Gummioque.

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[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' post='1779417' date='Feb 12 2009, 01:29 AM']The quantity, temperature, and also colour of the gummi bears are all part of the Gummioque.[/quote]


:lol_roll: :lol_roll: :lol_roll:

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"And the Lord spake, saying: First thou shalt taketh the gummi bear, then thou shalt removeth its head from its body with thy teeth, then thou shalt nibblest the arms and legs, those stubby protrusions that are most gummi in the Lord's sight, then thou shalt put the remaining body into thy mouth, and chew with utmost delight. This, then, is how thou shalt eateth gummi bears, says the Lord." (Jarom 1:4-7)

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[quote name='Arpy' post='1779810' date='Feb 12 2009, 04:10 PM']"And the Lord spake, saying: First thou shalt taketh the gummi bear, then thou shalt removeth its head from its body with thy teeth, then thou shalt nibblest the arms and legs, those stubby protrusions that are most gummi in the Lord's sight, then thou shalt put the remaining body into thy mouth, and chew with utmost delight. This, then, is how thou shalt eateth gummi bears, says the Lord." (Jarom 1:4-7)[/quote]

As a catholic pretending to temporarily be a Fundamentalist I say that you added that book of heresy into the Bible and if it is not in the Bible then good bye to that!

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