XIX Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 and nobody is going to move it to the Lame Board!!1!!!!111 nanny nanny billie goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What is lame about gummi bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "For it is honorable for a man to consume as many Gummi Bears as possible in one day; this is in accord with the covenant that God hath made with man through his servant Abraham on Mt. Sinai." Photius, 880 AD. This is in direct contrast to Western teaching. It is taught that the filioque is one of the main causes of the schism, however, the Gummioque is the main underlying cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apotheoun Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I thought the dispute between East and West was focused upon whether one should eat warm gummi bears (Eastern practice) and room temperature gummi bears (Western practice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1779400' date='Feb 12 2009, 01:18 AM']I thought the dispute between East and West was focused upon whether one should eat warm gummi bears (Eastern practice) and room temperature gummi bears (Western practice).[/quote] The quantity, temperature, and also colour of the gummi bears are all part of the Gummioque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='Apotheoun' post='1779345' date='Feb 12 2009, 12:18 AM']What is lame about gummi bears?[/quote] I see at last we are in agreement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 [quote name='USAirwaysIHS' post='1779417' date='Feb 12 2009, 01:29 AM']The quantity, temperature, and also colour of the gummi bears are all part of the Gummioque.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What if Dust decided not to switch thingies afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotusTuusMaria Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 lol @ gummi bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 "And the Lord spake, saying: First thou shalt taketh the gummi bear, then thou shalt removeth its head from its body with thy teeth, then thou shalt nibblest the arms and legs, those stubby protrusions that are most gummi in the Lord's sight, then thou shalt put the remaining body into thy mouth, and chew with utmost delight. This, then, is how thou shalt eateth gummi bears, says the Lord." (Jarom 1:4-7) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggamafu Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Warm gummy bears is heresy. Everyone knows the Church has been in support of room temperature gummies since the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What about dipping gummi bears in liquid nitrogen and smashing them with a hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rose wrought of iron Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 We should totally try it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Now, where to requisition some of that stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinytherese Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 [quote name='Arpy' post='1779810' date='Feb 12 2009, 04:10 PM']"And the Lord spake, saying: First thou shalt taketh the gummi bear, then thou shalt removeth its head from its body with thy teeth, then thou shalt nibblest the arms and legs, those stubby protrusions that are most gummi in the Lord's sight, then thou shalt put the remaining body into thy mouth, and chew with utmost delight. This, then, is how thou shalt eateth gummi bears, says the Lord." (Jarom 1:4-7)[/quote] As a catholic pretending to temporarily be a Fundamentalist I say that you added that book of heresy into the Bible and if it is not in the Bible then good bye to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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