kafka Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 there is this girl who works at a shop accross the street from where I live. Truly she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She looks like a grecian goddess. Big brown eyes, olive skin, lush ruby lips, dark and thick brown tresses, a noble romanesque nose. The list could go on and on. Her genes must be amazing. Anywho, I've been tempted to walk up to her and tell her outright, that she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'm thinking that is a bit bold, yet would it be less bold if I did it on Valentine's Day??? Should I go for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 look around. what do you have to lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1780933' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:37 PM']there is this girl who works at a shop accross the street from where I live. Truly she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She looks like a grecian goddess. Big brown eyes, olive skin, lush ruby lips, dark and thick brown tresses, a noble romanesque nose. The list could go on and on. Her genes must be amazing. Anywho, I've been tempted to walk up to her and tell her outright, that she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'm thinking that is a bit bold, yet would it be less bold if I did it on Valentine's Day??? Should I go for it?[/quote] does she have a boy friend and does she know you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 forget what I asked before, if you don't I'm going find you and poke you with a stick untill you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel's angel Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 It might scare her. If you did it in a non-stalker-ish way I guess it would be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 She's greek, so walk in and break a plate yelling "OPAH!" right before you ask her >.> ok, don't do that but do smile a lot, but not in a creepy way. Also be confident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) I'm kidding around here I wouldnt do that to her. Yeah she knows me. I'm in that grocery store every weekend, and I'm not a stalker creep, unless stalking and devouring books could be considered creepy. Edited February 15, 2009 by kafka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Well, if she decks you, it would make a great story to tell your grandchildren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1780945' date='Feb 14 2009, 08:57 PM']I'm kidding around here I wouldnt do that to her. Yeah she knows me. I'm in that grocery store every weekend, and I'm not a stalker creep, unless stalking and devouring books could be considered creepy.[/quote] You only live once. Your a bright guy and eloquent enough, plus if you use my plate idea there is no way you can fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='Selah' post='1780965' date='Feb 14 2009, 09:38 PM'][/quote] You didn't add anything substantive to the conversation Frankly some of us are sick of pulling your weight on the Lame Board. Just some constructive criticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafka Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 holy cow that was funny. I think you and I would get along quite well Mr. Hassan. Anywho maybe I'll muster up enough courage oneday to tell that beautiful Grecian how I feel, but until then I should focus more on my intellectual endeavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1780981' date='Feb 14 2009, 10:04 PM']I think you and I would get along quite well Mr. Hassan.[/quote] Unlike TTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='kafka' post='1780981' date='Feb 14 2009, 10:04 PM']holy cow that was funny. I think you and I would get along quite well Mr. Hassan. Anywho maybe I'll muster up enough courage oneday to tell that beautiful Grecian how I feel, but until then I should focus more on my intellectual endeavors. [/quote] oh, don't be a coward. Nothing ever gets done by waiting to be brave. It just doesn't happen. Every girl likes to be told she is pretty. Maybe "you're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" though. Maybe "You have the most gorgeous smile and eyes" That will suffice. Sitting on your bum waiting weekend after weekend to "muster up courage" is NOT the way to go about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassan Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 [quote name='missionseeker' post='1780991' date='Feb 14 2009, 10:24 PM']oh, don't be a coward. Nothing ever gets done by waiting to be brave. It just doesn't happen. Every girl likes to be told she is pretty. Maybe "you're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" though. Maybe "You have the most gorgeous smile and eyes" That will suffice. Sitting on your bum waiting weekend after weekend to "muster up courage" is NOT the way to go about it. [/quote] What about something like, "I think your physical apperance indicates that you are both physically healthy (not carying any genetic defects) and likely to be well suited for producing healthy offspring, would you like to get some coffee?" :question: (no one steal that one, it's mine ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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