My Valentine

[kafka]

[quote name='Sacred Music Man' post='1782291' date='Feb 16 2009, 12:59 AM']You have my sword....[/quote]
you are knighted. Or if you prefer modern terms, you are made my left tenant.

[quote name='rachael' post='1782325' date='Feb 16 2009, 06:27 AM']kafka trying too hard? what else is new...?

[/quote]
yeah, probably.

Though I've mellowed down a bit recently

[quote name='picchick' post='1782454' date='Feb 16 2009, 01:12 PM']I DO advice you to just go up to her and say, "Hi, I am Kafka (well it is advisable to use your real name) and I think that you are really pretty. I would like to take you to coffee or something sometime. Here is my number."

If she says sure then ask her for her number.

Easy as pie.[/quote]
that sounds like some solid advice.

[quote name='icelandic_iceskater' post='1782479' date='Feb 16 2009, 01:43 PM'] @ this entire thread.[/quote]
yes. I laugh at it too, (and myself). I doubt anything will ever come of this but at least we've had some fun.

[rachael]

[quote name='kafka' post='1782691' date='Feb 16 2009, 06:23 PM']yeah, probably.

Though I've mellowed down a bit recently [/quote]
really?

[kafka]

[quote name='rachael' post='1782700' date='Feb 16 2009, 05:27 PM']really? [/quote]
idk

[dauntingknight]

LOOK FOR A WEDDING RING!!!!!
'Cause I know somebody who asked a another girl who was already married.

[rachael]

[quote name='kafka' post='1782732' date='Feb 16 2009, 06:46 PM']idk

[/quote]

[hoosieranna]

[quote name='kafka' post='1782691' date='Feb 16 2009, 05:23 PM']you are knighted. Or if you prefer modern terms, you are made my left tenant.


yeah, probably.

Though I've mellowed down a bit recently


that sounds like some solid advice.


yes. I laugh at it too, (and myself). I doubt anything will ever come of this but at least we've had some fun.[/quote]

Nothing will come of it if you keep waiting for the date fairy to come and fix you up with said goddess. Excelsior, mate!

[rachael]

[quote name='Nadezhda' post='1783097' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:11 PM']Nothing will come of it if you keep waiting for the date fairy to come and fix you up with said goddess. Excelsior, mate![/quote]

[kafka]

[quote name='Nadezhda' post='1783097' date='Feb 16 2009, 10:11 PM']Nothing will come of it if you keep waiting for the date fairy to come and fix you up with said goddess. Excelsior, mate![/quote]


well I'll be sure not to buy any groceries this week, so I am forced to go grocery shopping next weekend, and perhaps run into her



She must have a boyfriend though, if not I would be surprised. Shes just too pretty, though its more natural beauty and not fake plastic tree beauty (reference to the Radiohead song) so perhaps she would go un-noticed to the aesthetically untrained eye. She does seem modest and not the vain type, so maybe she isnt preoccupied and perhaps free.

Watch me overanalysis this to dizzying depths. I'll probably psyche myself out.



Gosh I'm tired. The plant was closed down today, so I had off. I usually go to bed around midnight to two pm, but I'm dozing off.

[missionseeker]

[quote name='kafka' post='1783127' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:35 PM']

well I'll be sure not to buy any groceries this week, so I am forced to go grocery shopping next weekend, and perhaps run into her



She must have a boyfriend though, if not I would be surprised. Shes just too pretty, though its more natural beauty and not fake plastic tree beauty (reference to the Radiohead song) so perhaps she would go un-noticed to the aesthetically untrained eye. She does seem modest and not the vain type, so maybe she isnt preoccupied and perhaps free.

Watch me overanalysis this to dizzying depths. I'll probably psyche myself out.



Gosh I'm tired. The plant was closed down today, so I had off. I usually go to bed around midnight to two pm, but I'm dozing off.[/quote]

I HATE it when guys say "She's just too pretty not to have a boyfriend" Seriously, looks are not everything. (Not sayin' they dont mean something) but really... that's like saying Rhianna is just too pretty to be hit. So it's ok to hit ugly girls? wth? MAYBE she just has higher standards than you're average stupid/trashy pick up line. MAYBE she isn't looking. Heck, MAYBE she's lesbian. Stop obsessing over her Greek godessness and ask her out! Or don't your choice. But stop treating her like you are. She's pretty - we get it- but I would bet that's not all she is. Go find out.

[XIX]

[quote name='kafka' post='1783127' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:35 PM']

well I'll be sure not to buy any groceries this week, so I am forced to go grocery shopping next weekend, and perhaps run into her



She must have a boyfriend though, if not I would be surprised. Shes just too pretty, though its more natural beauty and not fake plastic tree beauty (reference to the Radiohead song) so perhaps she would go un-noticed to the aesthetically untrained eye. She does seem modest and not the vain type, so maybe she isnt preoccupied and perhaps free.[/quote]
I think you are disproving the theory that the best dates must all be taken.

[quote]Watch me overanalysis this to dizzying depths. I'll probably psyche myself out.[/quote]
I can relate. Meh. Don't think too much. You'll be fine.

[Hassan]

[quote name='kafka' post='1783127' date='Feb 16 2009, 11:35 PM']

well I'll be sure not to buy any groceries this week, so I am forced to go grocery shopping next weekend, and perhaps run into her



She must have a boyfriend though, if not I would be surprised. Shes just too pretty, though its more natural beauty and not fake plastic tree beauty (reference to the Radiohead song) so perhaps she would go un-noticed to the aesthetically untrained eye. She does seem modest and not the vain type, so maybe she isnt preoccupied and perhaps free.

Watch me overanalysis this to dizzying depths. I'll probably psyche myself out.



Gosh I'm tired. The plant was closed down today, so I had off. I usually go to bed around midnight to two pm, but I'm dozing off.[/quote]



[size=4]GET YOUR FAT HEAD OVER TO THE STORE AND ASK HER OUT OR I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE SHINS[/size]

[size=7]
RAWR!!!!![/size]














It's motivation

[kafka]

[quote name='missionseeker' post='1783145' date='Feb 16 2009, 10:50 PM']I HATE it when guys say "She's just too pretty not to have a boyfriend" Seriously, looks are not everything. (Not sayin' they dont mean something) but really... that's like saying Rhianna is just too pretty to be hit. So it's ok to hit ugly girls? wth? MAYBE she just has higher standards than you're average stupid/trashy pick up line. MAYBE she isn't looking. Heck, MAYBE she's lesbian. Stop obsessing over her Greek godessness and ask her out! Or don't your choice. But stop treating her like you are. She's pretty - we get it- but I would bet that's not all she is. Go find out.[/quote]
alright. I'm sorry. You have to realize I'm half exaggerating and being lame, after all this is lame board. She seems meek, and mild, that's probably why she's so attractive. So there. Ha!

Edited February 17, 2009 by kafka

[kafka]

[quote name='Hassan' post='1783151' date='Feb 16 2009, 10:53 PM'][size=4]GET YOUR FAT HEAD OVER TO THE STORE AND ASK HER OUT OR I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE SHINS[/size]

[size=7]
RAWR!!!!![/size]














It's motivation [/quote]
if I needed motivation, I would read the Song of Songs

[Nihil Obstat]

[quote name='kafka' post='1783127' date='Feb 16 2009, 09:35 PM']She must have a boyfriend though, if not I would be surprised. Shes just too pretty, though its more natural beauty and not fake plastic tree beauty (reference to the Radiohead song) so perhaps she would go un-noticed to the aesthetically untrained eye. She does seem modest and not the vain type, so maybe she isnt preoccupied and perhaps free.[/quote]
I have some ridiculously good looking friends who are single. They're not all taken.

[Hassan]

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' post='1783216' date='Feb 17 2009, 01:13 AM']I have some ridiculously good looking friends who are single. They're not all taken.[/quote]


Well thank you